me and you and me an me

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Stranger: hello
You: halloj
You: who is this?
You: margaret?
Stranger: this is me
Stranger: ya
You: but i AM ME
Stranger: how did u know
You: we cant both be me
Stranger: but i am me
You: *confusion*
Stranger: and u are u
You: no, u are u
Stranger: so where is me
Stranger: and there are u
You: this me is in germANy
You: and where are u?
Stranger: and that is me in australia
You: cheers mate
You: how is australia?
You: upside down?
Stranger: guthen tag margret
You: hallo!
Stranger: for us u are upside down
You: no, we are downside up!
You: big difference
Stranger: ya but im staiding up
Stranger: so u have u be the other way round right
You: so my words look weird to you? do you have to turn your head upside down to read this?
Stranger: so ur down
You: i am UP!
You: this me is Up
Stranger: ii captain
Stranger: ur up
You: good kangaroo
Stranger: and im down under
You: great slave! awesome pupil!
You: tell me good aussie joke
You: wait
You: tell me GREAT aussie joke
Stranger: er konnt mich mal....no offense but my german friend taught me this!!!
You: hahaha
You: so what music are you listening to?
You: boney m?
Stranger: none
You: WTF?!?!
You: is it quiet?
You: that is weird
Stranger: no..
You: yes
Stranger: no
You: maybe
You: no
Stranger: okay
You: yea!½
You: agrreeeeed!
Stranger: and ya 3+1/2
You: we are both me and upside inside down up left
Stranger: no im right
You: happy good day to us!
You: you are wrong!
You: me is right!
Stranger: up australia is right of germany
You: how many years have you been breathing air from this planet?
Stranger: so im right
Stranger: and ur wrong
Stranger: im 20
Stranger: and u/
You: so if i go west, i wouldn't eventually end up in australia?
You: 23
Stranger: yes if u go the right way
You: left way?
Stranger: wrong way
You: what do you do? study work drink sit?
Stranger: all
Stranger: and u
You: at the same time?
You: i drink coffee!
Stranger: i study
Stranger: and u?
You: i used to study, now i work with retarded people. they are sleeping, so i go on omegle to find friends.,
Stranger: what kinda retarded people
Stranger: cars and all?
You: a big mix.
You: autism, asperger, MS, and some CP
You: my fav is a woman with downs syndrome. she plays the keyboard!
You: do you have a lot of downs syndrome, down under?
You: see, me thinks U do
Stranger: naa its oakay
You: don't get me wrong, i like them!
Stranger: yaa
Stranger: i know
You: they are always happy, and if they are tired, you can push them so they fall over. hahahaha
You: oh wait, that's a cow
You: darn
You: barn
Stranger: nice one
You: that's what she said!
Stranger: howz ur coffee
You: that's what you wrote!
You: black and strong, just like my BF
You: ;)
Stranger: lol
You: roflol
Stranger: margret hmm
You: that is not my real name
Stranger: its nice to know u
You: how well do you know me?
Stranger: let me think..
Stranger: ur 23
Stranger: and u love ur work
Stranger: u like ur coffee strong
Stranger: and u like to talk shit
Stranger: u like to argue
You: do you think we are friends forever now? i can come to australia disco with you, or i mean with me. the other me, the me that is u!
Stranger: ooo
You: OOO
Stranger: the greatest day of my life
You: we started a chior!
You: choir een
Stranger: ooo
You: baaaaaaaa
Stranger: saaaaaa
You: *hrhmmm*
Stranger: faaaaa
Stranger: kkkkkk
You: dore
Stranger: uuuuuu
You: mi fassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss oOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOlaaaaaa TITS!
You: ( . ) ( . )
Stranger: o lala
Stranger: tere small
You: obladi oblada obama!
Stranger: make them bigger
You: seriously though. prisoner, cell block H is one of my best tv shows.
You: australias number one tv export
You: !!!!!!
Stranger: and i never herd of it
You: omfgwtfhitp?
Stranger: asdwgdwj
You: bliblablo
You: ask me something and i will refuse to answer it
Stranger: stop the crap
You: crop the stap
You: ge-
You: sta-
You: po!
Stranger: po sta ge
You: did u just fart? euuuuuuiiiiiii
Stranger: noo
Stranger: u did
Stranger: u liar
You: *holding her nose*
Stranger: u and ur tea breks
You: his hose in her nose = ?
Stranger: what the f are u talking
You: this is the bestest friendsest chat on here for me today!
You: i love you (almost)
Stranger: same here
You: where?
You: there?
You: fear?
Stranger: no here
You: dear?
You: beer?
You: swear?
You: no here? so there is only there?
Stranger: i am there
Stranger: and u are here
You: can you sing? as in confu-sing?
Stranger: so where are we
Stranger: here or there
You: on internet!
You: best place around!
You: how much is the fish (clock) in australia?
Stranger: 23:18
You: cool. almost midnight
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: cool
Stranger: its winter here
You: so you will see tomorrow before me
You: phone brb
You: back!
Stranger: be back
You: i AM back.
You: are you front?
You: good match if you are
You: do you play tennis?
Stranger: yeah
You: as in good match!
Stranger: no
You: yes?
Stranger: ya i thin we just hit match point as in mixed doubles
You: imagine having matt as first name, and ch as last name.
You: ahhahahahahahahahaha
You: matt ch
You: mister matt ch!
You: hahahahahaha
You: not funny!
You: FUNNY!
Stranger: u got the catch
You: in the hatch!
You: lost, australia. get it!
You: hahaha
You: word play
Stranger: im in ur batch
You: pord wlay
You: beatch?
Stranger: featch
Stranger: leech
You: free
You: speech
Stranger: willy
You: nilly
You: nelson
You: mandela
Stranger: mandela
You: almonds
You: almost
Stranger: sausaged
Stranger: luck
You: penile and senile
Stranger: suck
Stranger: duck
You: truck
Stranger: fuck
You: buck
You: huck
Stranger: haha
You: kluck kluck
You: i am fish!
Stranger: in my dish
You: how much is the fish? 23:22
You: kewl!
You: i have pony tail
Stranger: yep but not yet ready
Stranger: and i have a horse
You: more in the oven. for more times
Stranger: ya
Stranger: and its hot
Stranger: not
You: i shoot up horse in veins. in vain!
Stranger: dot
You: plit
Stranger: i feel the pain
You: skru u
You: i peel the fain
Stranger: in the drain
Stranger: where
Stranger: there
You: i walk backwards.
You: i speak back words
You: hahahah
Stranger: haha
You: can i see you bounce?
Stranger: so dou
Stranger: in the zooo
You: glue
You: true
Stranger: with ur crew
You: flu
You: swine flu
You: negro!
You: ooopps
Stranger: frr to go
You: boobs
Stranger: big
You: gib
You: son
Stranger: sipo
You: mel
You: opus
Stranger: dela
Stranger: mel
You: meladel
Stranger: sundial
Stranger: a no
Stranger: 911
You: zimbawbebbewb
You: moon
You: is foon
Stranger: soon
You: on a warm
You: after gluen!
You: fjuuuun
You: this is best chatting for ever!
Stranger: back huum
You: i love me!
You: as in me, not as in you
Stranger: but i am u
You: haha you said in me!
Stranger: and u are here
You: that is disgusting
You: the only here where i am is NOWhere
You: hahaha i know here
You: noWHere?
You: i know, there?
Stranger: here there every where
You: her? that's a he(re
You: )
You: you:)
Stranger: me:)
You: danger
You: stranger danger?
You: you danger
You: me you
You: stranger you
You: hahahaha!
Stranger: u me
You: u o me
Stranger: and il see
Stranger: i ou
You: il poco del loca
You: i0tru
Stranger: 007
You: tru dat my playa!
You: it smells like updog in here!
You: what is updog?
You: not much playa!
Stranger: im havin a hot dog
You: __:)))))))))))))))))))))99
Stranger: +1
You: you dog, your hot dog is a cold cat!
You: flat
Stranger: and after the rat
You: scrat
You: ch
Stranger: with a hat
You: ziggy zaggy
Stranger: my maggi
You: wiggy waggy
You: my bombelina
You: mambo number 5
Stranger: booom
You: lou bega
You: im a scat man
You: scibibibibliiidoooblelbluuuu
Stranger: biblabo
You: if the scatman can do it, brother so can u
Stranger: now sttoooooooooooooooooooooooooop
You: do u think we can chat forever?
You: always?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i need a berak
Stranger: uffff
You: good baj
Stranger: lets start again
You: who are you?
You: ho are you?
Stranger: im am me
Stranger: forget it
You: oh, i hate me. gotta go!
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