porn makes you do the weirdest things

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hii
You: iih
Stranger: me horny
You: are you rhino?
You: with horny horns?
Stranger: no, but I'm wettin my panties
You: so why are you infront of the computah?
You: shouldn't you be in bed or in the bathtub?
Stranger: why?
You: your keyboard might get sticky and disgusting from all the stranger juice you have got on your hands
Stranger: well, if I were in bed(which I am) or in the bathtub, I can't look at porn too help me, get hornier right?
You: but this is not porn. this is a chatroom
You: so why not go look at some porn?
Stranger: cuz I am lookin at it as well
You: if i am hungry, i do not go to the library
Stranger: ur not allowed too eat in a library
Stranger: ever heard off adjusting your windows?
Stranger: damn it, now I got cum on the keys >_<
You: yeah but that means i have to tear down my walls. and now it is cold so if i adjust the windows i'll wait for the spring
You: so how can you open the door with sticky keys?
Stranger: well the computer windows you are using, using one internet page for porn and the other for this
Stranger: keys on my keyboard silly
You: why do you put your keys on your silly keyboard?
Stranger: cuz it's a keyboard
You: your porn brain doesn't make sense
Stranger: knowz right :)
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