voulez vous (ah ha)

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: your turn!
Stranger: lol
You: rofl
Stranger: i guess so
Stranger: how are you ?
You: head up legs down!
You: you?
Stranger: kind of the contrary
Stranger: (just kidding)
Stranger: im all right lol
You: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
You: yo funny.
You: were from?
You: wolf?
Stranger: yeah lets say i am
You: i just did!
Stranger: lool you did yep
Stranger: im from france actually
Stranger: and i dont know what wolf mean
Stranger: shame on me
You: we are practically neibors
You: werewolf?
You: i am germany
You: many germs!
You: germoney½
Stranger: lool
Stranger: well
Stranger: happy wall fall then
You: danke schön!
You: so nice to finally get rid of it!
You: merci½!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you know what
You: when did your wall fall?
Stranger: no idea
Stranger: i guess not yet
You: the marseillewall fell after the plague
Stranger: or there's no wall here
You: no because it fell!
You: what is news on france? many good?
Stranger: same o same o
Stranger: racist government
Stranger: unemployement
You: good wine!
You: sweet cheese
Stranger: world cup 2010 playoffs
You: more than two thousand playoffs?
You: WOW!
Stranger: loool
Stranger: u know i used to watch a lot of german tv channel
You: how old are you merci?
You: can i call you merci?
You: my fav-french band is SISTERS OF MERCI
Stranger: sure eko fresh
You: echo echo, life-ife-fe-e
Stranger: or
Stranger: xavier naiido
Stranger: or azad
Stranger: yeah
You: YES!
You: renegade angel
Stranger: you' gonna be azad
You: you gonna be ass-ad
Stranger: should have benn funny
Stranger: but wasnt
Stranger: damn
Stranger: something didnt work
Stranger: such a shame
You: who?
You: where`?
You: shame is never true
You: always lie
Stranger: lool
Stranger: whats ur real name btw stranger ??
You: stranger #223
You: and you?
You: my real name is steffo
You: steffo popsch
Stranger: weird name for a weird guy
You: we are the world!
Stranger: right
You: we are the strangers!
You: united
You: good soccer team name
You: united strangers Inc.
Stranger: strangers united
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: sounds cool
You: can you be goalkeeper?
You: here is a ball, catch
Stranger: im number 10
Stranger: like zizou was
Stranger: like gourcuff is
Stranger: common
Stranger: you be enke
You: enke denke!
Stranger: suicidal goal keeper
You: that is mu soccer alias
You: suicidal final soccer playoff
You: i heard in the UK they have jerkoffs!
You: do you like uk?
Stranger: british are weird
You: i think it is yuk
You: britannia is old news.
You: if we war with them now, they lose. they have ugly queen and funny prime minister.
You: what can they do to a panzerfaust? fish n chipsh h hahahaha
Stranger: funny queen and ugly prime minister
Stranger: works also
You: also works!
Stranger: fuck u
You: i was in st etienne once
Stranger: works also
You: u fuck!
Stranger: the city sucks
Stranger: doesnt it
You: it smelled like f.rogs
You: rogs.
Stranger: no it doesnt
You: not now, but back then!
Stranger: back then it didn't
Stranger: u badass lier
You: back now it does
You: pants on fire!
You: call the brigade of fires!
You: they will brigade the fire out!

what else is good in france today?
You: any news?
You: please!
Stranger: it rained in paris
You: like always!
You: i was there in june, it smelled like frogs
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