voulez vous (ah ha)

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: your turn!
Stranger: lol
You: rofl
Stranger: i guess so
Stranger: how are you ?
You: head up legs down!
You: you?
Stranger: kind of the contrary
Stranger: (just kidding)
Stranger: im all right lol
You: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
You: yo funny.
You: were from?
You: wolf?
Stranger: yeah lets say i am
You: i just did!
Stranger: lool you did yep
Stranger: im from france actually
Stranger: and i dont know what wolf mean
Stranger: shame on me
You: we are practically neibors
You: werewolf?
You: i am germany
You: many germs!
You: germoney½
Stranger: lool
Stranger: well
Stranger: happy wall fall then
You: danke schön!
You: so nice to finally get rid of it!
You: merci½!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you know what
You: when did your wall fall?
Stranger: no idea
Stranger: i guess not yet
You: the marseillewall fell after the plague
Stranger: or there's no wall here
You: no because it fell!
You: what is news on france? many good?
Stranger: same o same o
Stranger: racist government
Stranger: unemployement
You: good wine!
You: sweet cheese
Stranger: world cup 2010 playoffs
You: more than two thousand playoffs?
You: WOW!
Stranger: loool
Stranger: u know i used to watch a lot of german tv channel
You: how old are you merci?
You: can i call you merci?
You: my fav-french band is SISTERS OF MERCI
Stranger: sure eko fresh
You: echo echo, life-ife-fe-e
Stranger: or
Stranger: xavier naiido
Stranger: or azad
Stranger: yeah
You: YES!
You: renegade angel
Stranger: you' gonna be azad
You: you gonna be ass-ad
Stranger: should have benn funny
Stranger: but wasnt
Stranger: damn
Stranger: something didnt work
Stranger: such a shame
You: who?
You: where`?
You: shame is never true
You: always lie
Stranger: lool
Stranger: whats ur real name btw stranger ??
You: stranger #223
You: and you?
You: my real name is steffo
You: steffo popsch
Stranger: weird name for a weird guy
You: we are the world!
Stranger: right
You: we are the strangers!
You: united
You: good soccer team name
You: united strangers Inc.
Stranger: strangers united
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: sounds cool
You: can you be goalkeeper?
You: here is a ball, catch
Stranger: im number 10
Stranger: like zizou was
Stranger: like gourcuff is
Stranger: common
Stranger: you be enke
You: enke denke!
Stranger: suicidal goal keeper
You: that is mu soccer alias
You: suicidal final soccer playoff
You: i heard in the UK they have jerkoffs!
You: do you like uk?
Stranger: british are weird
You: i think it is yuk
You: britannia is old news.
You: if we war with them now, they lose. they have ugly queen and funny prime minister.
You: what can they do to a panzerfaust? fish n chipsh h hahahaha
Stranger: funny queen and ugly prime minister
Stranger: works also
You: also works!
Stranger: fuck u
You: i was in st etienne once
Stranger: works also
You: u fuck!
Stranger: the city sucks
Stranger: doesnt it
You: it smelled like f.rogs
You: rogs.
Stranger: no it doesnt
You: not now, but back then!
Stranger: back then it didn't
Stranger: u badass lier
You: back now it does
You: pants on fire!
You: call the brigade of fires!
You: they will brigade the fire out!

what else is good in france today?
You: any news?
You: please!
Stranger: it rained in paris
You: like always!
You: i was there in june, it smelled like frogs
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porn makes you do the weirdest things

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hii
You: iih
Stranger: me horny
You: are you rhino?
You: with horny horns?
Stranger: no, but I'm wettin my panties
You: so why are you infront of the computah?
You: shouldn't you be in bed or in the bathtub?
Stranger: why?
You: your keyboard might get sticky and disgusting from all the stranger juice you have got on your hands
Stranger: well, if I were in bed(which I am) or in the bathtub, I can't look at porn too help me, get hornier right?
You: but this is not porn. this is a chatroom
You: so why not go look at some porn?
Stranger: cuz I am lookin at it as well
You: if i am hungry, i do not go to the library
Stranger: ur not allowed too eat in a library
Stranger: ever heard off adjusting your windows?
Stranger: damn it, now I got cum on the keys >_<
You: yeah but that means i have to tear down my walls. and now it is cold so if i adjust the windows i'll wait for the spring
You: so how can you open the door with sticky keys?
Stranger: well the computer windows you are using, using one internet page for porn and the other for this
Stranger: keys on my keyboard silly
You: why do you put your keys on your silly keyboard?
Stranger: cuz it's a keyboard
You: your porn brain doesn't make sense
Stranger: knowz right :)
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me and you and me an me

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hello
You: halloj
You: who is this?
You: margaret?
Stranger: this is me
Stranger: ya
You: but i AM ME
Stranger: how did u know
You: we cant both be me
Stranger: but i am me
You: *confusion*
Stranger: and u are u
You: no, u are u
Stranger: so where is me
Stranger: and there are u
You: this me is in germANy
You: and where are u?
Stranger: and that is me in australia
You: cheers mate
You: how is australia?
You: upside down?
Stranger: guthen tag margret
You: hallo!
Stranger: for us u are upside down
You: no, we are downside up!
You: big difference
Stranger: ya but im staiding up
Stranger: so u have u be the other way round right
You: so my words look weird to you? do you have to turn your head upside down to read this?
Stranger: so ur down
You: i am UP!
You: this me is Up
Stranger: ii captain
Stranger: ur up
You: good kangaroo
Stranger: and im down under
You: great slave! awesome pupil!
You: tell me good aussie joke
You: wait
You: tell me GREAT aussie joke
Stranger: er konnt mich mal....no offense but my german friend taught me this!!!
You: hahaha
You: so what music are you listening to?
You: boney m?
Stranger: none
You: WTF?!?!
You: is it quiet?
You: that is weird
Stranger: no..
You: yes
Stranger: no
You: maybe
You: no
Stranger: okay
You: yea!½
You: agrreeeeed!
Stranger: and ya 3+1/2
You: we are both me and upside inside down up left
Stranger: no im right
You: happy good day to us!
You: you are wrong!
You: me is right!
Stranger: up australia is right of germany
You: how many years have you been breathing air from this planet?
Stranger: so im right
Stranger: and ur wrong
Stranger: im 20
Stranger: and u/
You: so if i go west, i wouldn't eventually end up in australia?
You: 23
Stranger: yes if u go the right way
You: left way?
Stranger: wrong way
You: what do you do? study work drink sit?
Stranger: all
Stranger: and u
You: at the same time?
You: i drink coffee!
Stranger: i study
Stranger: and u?
You: i used to study, now i work with retarded people. they are sleeping, so i go on omegle to find friends.,
Stranger: what kinda retarded people
Stranger: cars and all?
You: a big mix.
You: autism, asperger, MS, and some CP
You: my fav is a woman with downs syndrome. she plays the keyboard!
You: do you have a lot of downs syndrome, down under?
You: see, me thinks U do
Stranger: naa its oakay
You: don't get me wrong, i like them!
Stranger: yaa
Stranger: i know
You: they are always happy, and if they are tired, you can push them so they fall over. hahahaha
You: oh wait, that's a cow
You: darn
You: barn
Stranger: nice one
You: that's what she said!
Stranger: howz ur coffee
You: that's what you wrote!
You: black and strong, just like my BF
You: ;)
Stranger: lol
You: roflol
Stranger: margret hmm
You: that is not my real name
Stranger: its nice to know u
You: how well do you know me?
Stranger: let me think..
Stranger: ur 23
Stranger: and u love ur work
Stranger: u like ur coffee strong
Stranger: and u like to talk shit
Stranger: u like to argue
You: do you think we are friends forever now? i can come to australia disco with you, or i mean with me. the other me, the me that is u!
Stranger: ooo
You: OOO
Stranger: the greatest day of my life
You: we started a chior!
You: choir een
Stranger: ooo
You: baaaaaaaa
Stranger: saaaaaa
You: *hrhmmm*
Stranger: faaaaa
Stranger: kkkkkk
You: dore
Stranger: uuuuuu
You: mi fassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss oOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOlaaaaaa TITS!
You: ( . ) ( . )
Stranger: o lala
Stranger: tere small
You: obladi oblada obama!
Stranger: make them bigger
You: seriously though. prisoner, cell block H is one of my best tv shows.
You: australias number one tv export
You: !!!!!!
Stranger: and i never herd of it
You: omfgwtfhitp?
Stranger: asdwgdwj
You: bliblablo
You: ask me something and i will refuse to answer it
Stranger: stop the crap
You: crop the stap
You: ge-
You: sta-
You: po!
Stranger: po sta ge
You: did u just fart? euuuuuuiiiiiii
Stranger: noo
Stranger: u did
Stranger: u liar
You: *holding her nose*
Stranger: u and ur tea breks
You: his hose in her nose = ?
Stranger: what the f are u talking
You: this is the bestest friendsest chat on here for me today!
You: i love you (almost)
Stranger: same here
You: where?
You: there?
You: fear?
Stranger: no here
You: dear?
You: beer?
You: swear?
You: no here? so there is only there?
Stranger: i am there
Stranger: and u are here
You: can you sing? as in confu-sing?
Stranger: so where are we
Stranger: here or there
You: on internet!
You: best place around!
You: how much is the fish (clock) in australia?
Stranger: 23:18
You: cool. almost midnight
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: cool
Stranger: its winter here
You: so you will see tomorrow before me
You: phone brb
You: back!
Stranger: be back
You: i AM back.
You: are you front?
You: good match if you are
You: do you play tennis?
Stranger: yeah
You: as in good match!
Stranger: no
You: yes?
Stranger: ya i thin we just hit match point as in mixed doubles
You: imagine having matt as first name, and ch as last name.
You: ahhahahahahahahahaha
You: matt ch
You: mister matt ch!
You: hahahahahaha
You: not funny!
You: FUNNY!
Stranger: u got the catch
You: in the hatch!
You: lost, australia. get it!
You: hahaha
You: word play
Stranger: im in ur batch
You: pord wlay
You: beatch?
Stranger: featch
Stranger: leech
You: free
You: speech
Stranger: willy
You: nilly
You: nelson
You: mandela
Stranger: mandela
You: almonds
You: almost
Stranger: sausaged
Stranger: luck
You: penile and senile
Stranger: suck
Stranger: duck
You: truck
Stranger: fuck
You: buck
You: huck
Stranger: haha
You: kluck kluck
You: i am fish!
Stranger: in my dish
You: how much is the fish? 23:22
You: kewl!
You: i have pony tail
Stranger: yep but not yet ready
Stranger: and i have a horse
You: more in the oven. for more times
Stranger: ya
Stranger: and its hot
Stranger: not
You: i shoot up horse in veins. in vain!
Stranger: dot
You: plit
Stranger: i feel the pain
You: skru u
You: i peel the fain
Stranger: in the drain
Stranger: where
Stranger: there
You: i walk backwards.
You: i speak back words
You: hahahah
Stranger: haha
You: can i see you bounce?
Stranger: so dou
Stranger: in the zooo
You: glue
You: true
Stranger: with ur crew
You: flu
You: swine flu
You: negro!
You: ooopps
Stranger: frr to go
You: boobs
Stranger: big
You: gib
You: son
Stranger: sipo
You: mel
You: opus
Stranger: dela
Stranger: mel
You: meladel
Stranger: sundial
Stranger: a no
Stranger: 911
You: zimbawbebbewb
You: moon
You: is foon
Stranger: soon
You: on a warm
You: after gluen!
You: fjuuuun
You: this is best chatting for ever!
Stranger: back huum
You: i love me!
You: as in me, not as in you
Stranger: but i am u
You: haha you said in me!
Stranger: and u are here
You: that is disgusting
You: the only here where i am is NOWhere
You: hahaha i know here
You: noWHere?
You: i know, there?
Stranger: here there every where
You: her? that's a he(re
You: )
You: you:)
Stranger: me:)
You: danger
You: stranger danger?
You: you danger
You: me you
You: stranger you
You: hahahaha!
Stranger: u me
You: u o me
Stranger: and il see
Stranger: i ou
You: il poco del loca
You: i0tru
Stranger: 007
You: tru dat my playa!
You: it smells like updog in here!
You: what is updog?
You: not much playa!
Stranger: im havin a hot dog
You: __:)))))))))))))))))))))99
Stranger: +1
You: you dog, your hot dog is a cold cat!
You: flat
Stranger: and after the rat
You: scrat
You: ch
Stranger: with a hat
You: ziggy zaggy
Stranger: my maggi
You: wiggy waggy
You: my bombelina
You: mambo number 5
Stranger: booom
You: lou bega
You: im a scat man
You: scibibibibliiidoooblelbluuuu
Stranger: biblabo
You: if the scatman can do it, brother so can u
Stranger: now sttoooooooooooooooooooooooooop
You: do u think we can chat forever?
You: always?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i need a berak
Stranger: uffff
You: good baj
Stranger: lets start again
You: who are you?
You: ho are you?
Stranger: im am me
Stranger: forget it
You: oh, i hate me. gotta go!
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wake up, it is evening

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Stranger: hello
You: what shall i tell frau schmidt when she wakes up?
Stranger: something curious
You: like what?
You: help me out. i lost my bag of words.
Stranger: give me an intersting question, i'll give u an interesting answer
You: i had my bag of interesting questions stolen the other day, it is quite funny actually.
You: unlike you
Stranger: thats right i've lost my imagination
Stranger: do you like whiskey?
You: you've lost your way, and your path and your ghana god complex.
Stranger: but what about whiskey
You: good slave
Stranger: Who killed Curt Cobain?
You: who curted kill cocaine
Stranger: do you like green day
You: i like green weed on any day
You: do you like like?
Stranger: youre a great poet ever
You: you too
Stranger: of course
You: too awfuuuul
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: not
You: if my rhyme was a drug i'd sell it by the gram
Stranger: maybe yes
You: you NO fun
Stranger: do you takin drugs, honey
You: honey is not a drug, herion
You: helion
You: freelion
Stranger: no, im not fun im abgry
You: and acidilion
You: abgry is not good
Stranger: Jah is a great god
You: you are B.R. Gay?
You: deer good
You: good lord
Stranger: almost
You: lard god
You: glood moore
You: more gluuuut
Stranger: Zig Hail
You: ziggy zaggy.
Stranger: Iggy
Stranger: pop
You: are you the zig to your own zag? that is disgusting.
You: iggly poop
Stranger: Чо?
You: ß
You: ))<<>>((
Stranger: trainspotting
You: oh now i got allergic to morons. smell yo's later. traitor
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Late Night, Maudlin Street

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You: Women only like me for my mind...
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: I like you for your body, it's okay
You: Here I am - the ugliest man
Stranger: I told you already, I like your body
You: I never stole a happy hour
Stranger: How do you steal time?
You: Winter is so long
Stranger: Like my penis
You:
I am moving house
Stranger: Where?
You: Inspector - don't you know ?
Stranger: Yes
You: Don't you care ?
Stranger: Yes
You: Well, it's only bricks and mortar !
Stranger: Much like my vagina
You: Oh, oh, truly I love you
Stranger: Im glad
You: I hope you're singing now
Stranger: I am!
You: A half-life disappears today
Stranger: Thazz a gud gaem
You: Don't you know - about Love ?
Stranger: What is love?
You: But you ... without clothes
Stranger: I am not nekkid
You:
And so we crept through the park
Stranger: Would you like me to be?
You: No, I cannot steal a pair of jeans off a clothesline
You: For you
Stranger: Oh okay
You: Well, a nation turns its back and gags...
Stranger: lol gags
You: Don't leave your torch behind
Stranger: lol FUCK YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
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will U B the tony curtis 2 my roger moore?

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Stranger: as
Stranger: l
You: ey
You: asl?
You: asl?
You: *looking confused*
Stranger: asl= age sex live
You: no this is not live!
You: a recording. from the space!
You: and you?
You: asl?
Stranger: how old male or female where do u live
You: male 32, female 21 and i live under sphinx!
You: and asl you?
Stranger: 500000 hamafradite pluto
You: 50000 many zero!
You: hommous planet!
You: we get close!
You: so friends!
You: and have you talking to the owner of planet?
You: freemasonry!
You: and witchcraft!
You: hello?
Stranger: 500000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000ooooooo0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
You: contact!
You: plz contact to this ship!
Stranger: lol;
You: :)
You: good many numbers! medal
You: medal 4 u!
You: good sir
You: or lady.
Stranger: tnks
You: tell more!
Stranger: man eroupe 30
You: ROGER MOORE - ROGER O = MORE! plz!
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