Late Night, Maudlin Street

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You: Women only like me for my mind...
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: I like you for your body, it's okay
You: Here I am - the ugliest man
Stranger: I told you already, I like your body
You: I never stole a happy hour
Stranger: How do you steal time?
You: Winter is so long
Stranger: Like my penis
You:
I am moving house
Stranger: Where?
You: Inspector - don't you know ?
Stranger: Yes
You: Don't you care ?
Stranger: Yes
You: Well, it's only bricks and mortar !
Stranger: Much like my vagina
You: Oh, oh, truly I love you
Stranger: Im glad
You: I hope you're singing now
Stranger: I am!
You: A half-life disappears today
Stranger: Thazz a gud gaem
You: Don't you know - about Love ?
Stranger: What is love?
You: But you ... without clothes
Stranger: I am not nekkid
You:
And so we crept through the park
Stranger: Would you like me to be?
You: No, I cannot steal a pair of jeans off a clothesline
You: For you
Stranger: Oh okay
You: Well, a nation turns its back and gags...
Stranger: lol gags
You: Don't leave your torch behind
Stranger: lol FUCK YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
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