the nether parts of holland

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Stranger: hi
You: *whispering* helluuu
Stranger: from?
You: oklahoma.
You: u?
Stranger: where is that
You: the united states of america, of course
Stranger: which country
Stranger: oh yeah of course
Stranger: i'm sorry
Stranger: i'm from the netherlands
You: on the west coast?
Stranger: no
You: then where?
You: oh wait
You: is it in amsterdam?
Stranger: yes
You: where EVERYTHING is legal?
Stranger: the netherlands is the country
Stranger: yes youre right
You: *clapping*
You: you are the first person from netherlands i talk to
You: ever
You: !
Stranger: cool
You: why is it called nether?
Stranger: that's fun
You: is it a normal word?
Stranger: oh i don't know
Stranger: no
You: i always thought amsterdam was in holland!?!?
You: *confused*
Stranger: holland is the same as the netherlands
You: i think most are tall over there.
You: i saw bas rutten once
You: in person
You: he was cool! *smiling*
You: so you have 2 names for the country?
Stranger: yes
You: like we do. america and the US!
You: we have something in common *happy*
You: what do you do for a living?
Stranger: yes that's the same
You: advertisement?
You: publishing?
Stranger: no
You: *wondering*
Stranger: i'm still on school
You: cool!
Stranger: no not at all
Stranger: and you?
You: i just started working this weird job. do you know Starbucks?
You: i am the cleaning lady
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: starbucks is cool
You: and they are so rude *angry*
You: but the coffee is great!
Stranger: yes i know ;)
Stranger: so you are a female?
You: who is the president of holland?
Stranger: balkenende
You: yes i am an american girl. like tom petty sings about
You: is he cool?
Stranger: but we have a queen
You: do you know we have a black guy as president. *surprised*
You: a queen and a president? wow!
Stranger: of course i know, he is every day in the news
You: do they know eachother? the queen and president?
You: he is? *amazed*
Stranger: yes
You: do you think they ever get drunk together?
Stranger: yes obama is very popular here
You: oh yeah?
Stranger: yes i think so
You: cool!
You: do you like obama?
You: i don't know that much about hollandish history. are you also at war with someone?
Stranger: yes! hes behaviour normal and i like that
You: sorry for all the questions. i had too much coffee today :)
Stranger: yes i thought so haha
You: *breathing deeply*
You: haha
Stranger: but here is never war
You: never?
Stranger: never
You: sweet!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: how old are you
You: i wanna live there. here a lot of people have war on their mind.
Stranger: yes i know
You: i don't like war! i like party!!! *dancing*i just turned 19
You: and you?
Stranger: wow cool
Stranger: i'm 16
You: like a young apple. a bit sour but also very sweet!
Stranger: do you think i can speak english very good?
You: *writing poetry*
You: i don't know about speaking, but you write perfect! *applauding*
Stranger: yes i mean writing ;)
You: if i could i would give you a GOLDEN WRITE GOOD ENGLISH!!!
Stranger: thanks
You: MEDAL
Stranger: hhaha say that to my teacher please:P
You: i would give you a MEDAL½
You: i love teachers!
You: is he cool?
Stranger: she
You: an old lady! and i guess you get to use omegle @ school?
You: like learning about history and writing.
Stranger: no, some friends of mine say that it was fun to chat here
Stranger: and they're right
You: i think i learned more from using omegle than i ever did in school
You: (three minute record)
You: do you know bruce springsteen?
You: he was cool, before he got married.
You: i will NEVER get married.
Stranger: yes i know him
You: just drink a lot of coffee! have you tried drugs? it is legal in holland, so i guess you could?!
Stranger: no, i could do it, but i never tried it
You: good!½
You: what is the oppositte word for hello in holland?
You: you say hi when you meet
You: and ****** when you leave
Stranger: do you mean the word in dutch for bye?
You: yes!
Stranger: doei
Stranger: that is it
You: doei
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