finland to the russians!

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Stranger: hi
You: hello
You: tell me who you think i am
Stranger: well i think you are a girl from US
You: close
You: but i have no cigar
Stranger: really??:D
You: i am from england
Stranger: damn:)
You: and who are you?
Stranger: guess....:D
You: an old man from india, with one leg and a son who escaped your farm to be a snake charmer on the olympics team of burma
You: close?
Stranger: close...but not a man and from finland, with two legs:D
You: finland!
You: perkele!
You: i was there when i was young sippuli
Stranger: tosiko???
You: is it cold?
You: snow?
Stranger: XD
Stranger: ei
You: soumi
You: moi mukulatt
You: or how you spell it
Stranger: what??
You: my half brother is swedish he told me about this show on swedish tv
You: moi mukkulatt
You: or something.
Stranger: i've never heard:D
You: it was for political refugees from finland hiding in old people's houses in sweden
Stranger: okay
You: it translates into HELLO SMALL DUDES
You: so what is up in finland?
You: i know vasa knäckebrot and nokia.
You: the telephone for boxers - knockia
Stranger: yeah:D
You: Hirviö, hirvi, hirvittä !
You: what does it mean?
You: i googled finish phrases
You: i am in love with scandinavia.
Stranger: it means a monster
You: Lahjoita Suomi ryssille!
Stranger: so where do you live?
You: what does this mean?
You: i live outside manchester
You: in my brothers house.
Stranger: stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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