måndag 27 april 2009

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You: hell0
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: how is you?
You: me too!
Stranger: fine
You: and what/where do you do/live?
Stranger: where r u
Stranger: shanghai
Stranger: i'm a student
You: i am german in bosnua!
You: moschnua
You: i am too student
You: SURPRISE!
You: :)
You: you do liking studenting?
Stranger: moschnua?
You: no, studentying. like in sckool
Stranger: no , i'm a university student
You: reading on books and do test
You: ohhhh
You: ! good for us!
Stranger: no, i don't like reading books
You: me too!
You: only if they making movie from books. with beutaifull lady
Stranger: but in China, almost everyone want to go to university
You: booooo
You: and also in china, you do most of the fighting?
You: like all of them have a blacker belt than we do?
Stranger: no ~~
You: how?
Stranger: i don't like fighting
Stranger: but in my school, many students like it
You: me too. only on movies with jean claude and the damned plus his man; the good steven seagul!
You: who is the master in china?
You: lika a china chuck norris
Stranger: jin tao Hu
You: hey, i think i saw his movie/s. one two time, maybe. is he with the black hair?
You: hello?
Stranger: movie? He doesn't make movie~~yeah...every Chinese with black hair.
You: no not every. i see some with blonde.
You: and is good!
You: is you from the boys or girls china?
Stranger: they have a hair-dyeing
You: HAIR DYING IS BAD
You: we do the thing called hairliving!
Stranger: yes! I know
You: what is you on the university? a course?
Stranger: but many people like dying
Stranger: kinesiology
You: in norway they die on the hair in the asshole. i saw a magazine on this. crazy
You: kinesiology sounds like lots of books and reads.
You: not so much time for funny, right?
Stranger: really?so crazy
Stranger: er...maybe
You: and tonight, go you dance? or just home to computer. lonesome like cowboy!
Stranger: but i don't always spend much time reading books
You: maybe eating out a friend
You: hell0?
You: is this new stranger? no?
Stranger: no , playing with computer
You: oh, there you is!
Stranger: no
You: i think we lost you
Stranger: still me
You: gooD!
You: i liking you. good friends!
You: nice to talk
You: tell me more!
Stranger: good!
Stranger: about what?
You: what you like!
You: tell me what feels good to you in china
You: and tell me what bad is on china country!
Stranger: wait a mimute
You: i can!
You: hello?
Stranger: hi
You: who is this?
You: same?
Stranger: still me
Stranger: 1 more min
You: YES!
Stranger: i'm back
You: finely!
Stranger: china is a beatuiful country
You: i know! i've see google erth! much photos.
Stranger: people in china are passion
You: people here are crime
You: and dirt!
Stranger: y?
You: too many dirt
Stranger: u don like your own country?
You: i like land, the tree and bird song. but people. too much. too many.
You: it is like a jungle sometime
Stranger: jungle?
Stranger: y?
You: wait
You: you might get fooled. if you get to town
You: not many think to be down by law. but i am. and important so!
You: looking down to poor and dirty.
Stranger: i agree with you
Stranger: but
You: it is land of plenty and many
Stranger: not everyone think so
You: YES. true observing!
You: gooD!
You: but they nothing to eat, no shoe on feet
You: even leaving clothes on street
Stranger: ohhh..it's poor
You: and worse!
Stranger: yes
You: you can't tell women from men sometime
You: they look same
Stranger: oh?
You: sugar, spice, everything is nice
You: this man next door. i saw him eat dog food one times
You: he has to eat. but he is poor to not afford meat.
You: i need some time.
You: i want the some space.
Stranger: ohhh.....it's too bad~~do your govenment take action to operate these things?
You: feeling like need to get away from human race.
You: no. government lives in skyscraper. reaching into heaven
You: and in ghetto we living in hell
You: that is what happen when us can't read too well.
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