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Stranger: ?
You: ?
You: shy?
Stranger: why?
You: I SAID ARE YOU SHY OR WHAT?
Stranger: ?
You: ?
You: shy?
Stranger: caps lock
You: I SAID ARE YOU SHY OR WHAT?
Stranger: caps locked again
You: ?
Stranger: stop shouting
You: WHAT? CAN'T HEAR YOU?
Stranger: wanker
You: IT IS ALMOST 4 O'CLOCK!
Stranger: oh no
You: DON'T YOU HAVE A CLOCK ON YOUR COMPUTER?
Stranger: 03 39
You: ANYBODY CAN WRITE NUMBERS IN A STUPID CHAT. I NEED REAL PROOF!
Stranger: whats the problem?
You: YOU!
You: I SAID YOU ARE THE PROBLEM!
Stranger: let me tell you
You: I MEAN I WROTE
Stranger: ååååæøøøøø
You: NOT SAID
Stranger: i live in sweden asshole
You: DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT COME OUT OF MY CHAT?
You: svenska bajskorv
Stranger: ha ha
Stranger: fucking finnish or what?
You: THE KING OF SWEDEN!
You: I WOULD NEVER FUCK A FINNISH!
Stranger: thats me kukjävel
You: WHAT IS A KUKJAVEL?
You: THE CAPITOL OF FINLAND?
Stranger: y
You: THAT IS NOT AN ANSWER. MORE LIKE A QUESTION!
Stranger: no
You: YES?
You: (here we go again)
Stranger: y=yes
You: Y=YES, NO?
Stranger: of course kukhuvud
You: WHAT IS A KUKHUVUD?
Stranger: you are dickhead
You: DO YOU KNOW THIS CHAT IS NOT IN YOUR WEIRD LANGUAGE?
Stranger: no you tell me
You: WE HAVE RULES!
You: THE FIRST RULE IS "THERE ARE NO RULES"
Stranger: y
You: THE SECOND RULE IS "YES WE DO!"
Stranger: y
You: WHY Y?
You: WHY NOT X?
Stranger: zzz
You: W = NOT X!
Stranger: youre boring and shouty
You: Z IS YOU!
Stranger: probably 15
You: HOW SHOUT IN CHAT?
You: YOU MISUNDERSTOOD THE MEANING OF SHAOUT
Stranger: caps lock again dickhead
Stranger: puto
You: NO CAPS LOCK AGAIN KUKHUVUD
You: OTUP
Stranger: wow
Stranger: impressed
You: NEVER PLAYED WOW
You: IS YOU LEVEL 60?
You: *NOT IMPRESSED*
Stranger: wanker
Stranger: go to bed
You: WHAT IS THIS WANKER YOU LIKE TO LICK?
You: IF I AM BORING YOU, TRY DISCONNECT
Stranger: dream on
Stranger: and fuck you
You: YOU ARE WASTING YOUR OWN TIME
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