let's talk about animals

You: hi

Stranger: hello

You: how are you

Stranger: im fine

Stranger: and You?

You: cool.

You: i am fine too

Stranger: where You from?

You: manchester

Stranger: England, huh

You: and you?

Stranger: Dobczyce, near Cracow

You: i will guess your name!

You: gregor

You: ebi

You: ursula

Stranger: noo

You: ibro

You: slava

You: agniecka

Stranger: nop;p

You: urhsgerald

You: eubala

You: woyzek

Stranger: no;p

Stranger: Piotrek;

You: hmmmm

Stranger: and You>

You: ohhh what coool. thats the name of my favorite pizza man!

Stranger: oh yes?

You: why didn't i guessed it right before

Stranger: is he from Poland?

You: no from belarus

You: he looks like a blue duck

Stranger: like a duck> lol1000

You: lol 50000!!!!

Stranger: but, You didnt tell what;s Your name;p

You: guess!

Stranger: but, boy or girl's name>

You: guess!

Stranger: intresting

Stranger: Thomas?

You: guess!

You: no

You: you are slow

You: guess!

Stranger: Anne?

You: noooo

You: go on!

You: ey piotrek, go on!

Stranger: ok, sorry i had to give

Stranger: pc to my bro;p

You: okay. my name is morrissey

Stranger: okey;

Stranger: never heard such name

Stranger: to be honest;

You: WHAT?!

You: you never heard morrissey

Stranger: really, cuz we dont have such name in polish

Stranger: really we dont have

You: its the beautifulest name in the world

Stranger: i will remember that

Stranger: ;)

You: forever!

You: swear it!

You: and google for it

Stranger: i swear

Stranger: ;)

You: on your mother!

Stranger: i swear on my mother;

You: good

Stranger: xD

Stranger: so, Morrisey,

You: ja?

Stranger: what do U want to talk aobut?

Stranger: *about

You: dogs

You: and cats

You: and birds

You: all animals

Stranger: U have some animals?

You: i am here to talk about animals

You: fishs!

Stranger: many of them?

You: 3

You: and a half

Stranger: lo

Stranger: lol

Stranger: half?

You: yes, half

Stranger: so, your fish has broken?:D

You: was eaten by the others. for a half.

Stranger: ow

You: not broken, dead

You: you have animals?

Stranger: yes,

You: what?

Stranger: i have a dog

Stranger: its

You: what color?

Stranger: syberian husky

Stranger: white and grey

You: nooooo wayyyyy

Stranger: really;p

You: do you know akita inu?

Stranger: no,

Stranger: should i?

You: its kinda husky

Stranger: if U say so

You: it lives in the street of piotrek, the pizza man i told you! the man like a duck!

Stranger: heh

Stranger: but i cant understand, we he looks like a duck?:P

You: the man. has a broken back. from the war. looks funny.

Stranger: former soldier

You: yes

You: good one

You: tough

Stranger: for sure

You: strong

Stranger: and

You: you soldier?

Stranger: noop;p

Stranger: am 7teen

Stranger: and U?

You: older

You: and not a soldier

Stranger: 18-26?

You: guess!

Stranger: 22?

You: ohhh close!

Stranger: 23?

You: yeahhhhh

Stranger: so, not much older;p

You: but i know more

Stranger: for sure;

You: yes

You: i know about television

You: amost animal documentaries

Stranger: animal planet?:)

You: yessssss!

You: sometimes discovery channel

Stranger: my bro used to watch it

Stranger: good channel

You: i go to get a tea. will you wait here?

Stranger: all right

You: coooool!

Stranger: ive got time;)

You: still there?

Stranger: of course

You: water is burning

Stranger: better hot, than cold;

You: you can't cook cold, ne

Stranger: no;p

You: you like tea?

Stranger: yeah

You: teaparty!

Stranger: i drink sometimes, but not at the morning;

Stranger: a dont have a time for that

You: i drink and smoke in the morning!

Stranger: for me nothing, unfortunately

You: are you ill?

Stranger: no

Stranger: just i wake up so late

You: but why do you spend time in front of the computer?

Stranger: that i dont time for going to kitchen

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: cuz i have nth to do at the evening

Stranger: huh

You: so you are boring or ugly?

Stranger: nop

Stranger: but when its no weekend

Stranger: i dont have what to do

Stranger: if a dont have volleyball play

You: my roommate plays volleyball

You: but she looses so many times

Stranger: its great game

Stranger: me too

You: you are a looser

Stranger: but i play only few months

Stranger: maybe

Stranger: but U cant learn

You: tea is ready

Stranger: how to play like a star

Stranger: so fast

Stranger: unless You're very talented

You: michael jordan?

Stranger: nop

You: no?

Stranger: like a Giba

Stranger: ;)

You: giba

Stranger: sport star

You: hwat is it

Stranger: ;)

Stranger: best world's playes

Stranger: w8 a second

You: noooo way

Stranger: really;)

You: wolrds best and morrissey does not kno him?

You: boah

Stranger: how is that possible;?^^

You: he is not english ! 

Stranger: yes

Stranger: he's brazilian

You: cool

Stranger: here U are

You: its a nice country

Stranger: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giba

Stranger: here You can read about him

You: interesting!

Stranger: maybe, i've never seen Brazil

You: and thats ME

You: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morrissey

Stranger: seen that before

You: you are a WIKI VICTIM

Stranger: when i was looking for some Morrisseys;)

You: you are clever

Stranger: here, its a last name

You: yeah , you can call me steven

Stranger: and Your is a name;p

Stranger: heh

You: no problem

Stranger: but, if i seen good

Stranger: You girl, dont U?

Stranger: :P

You: ja

Stranger: *well

You: you tooooooo

Stranger: so my friend was right;

Stranger: cuz i asked him for that;

You: nevermind, just call me steven

Stranger: all right Steven

You: hello

Stranger: hi;P

Stranger: can U describe Yourself somehow Steve?

You: fat

Stranger: i'm just courius

You: are you fat, too?

Stranger: not really

You: i bet you are!

Stranger: i can say, that im too slim

Stranger: about 60kilos

Stranger: with high of 180

You: igitt

Stranger: cm

Stranger: why?:P

You: i want to talk about animals

You: mice

Stranger: okey

You: tell me about the husky

Stranger: she is

Stranger: about 5years old

You: tell me about the tricks your husky can do

Stranger: hahah

You: höhö

Stranger: she cant do anything

Stranger: she is too lazy

You: you are lazy, then your dog is lazy

You: hah!

Stranger: yes, its true

Stranger: ;p

You: you are fat and lazy

Stranger: hehe

Stranger: only half true

You: farewell!