rhinoland

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Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: whats up
You: too mcuh
You: you?
Stranger: haha nothing thats why im here
You: no party for the disco duck?
Stranger: nothing in this moment
Stranger: that i can ask you too
You: tell me on some good party you hav
Stranger: uhh
You: i am sick. so only party on tv
Stranger: ah
Stranger: ok
Stranger: but where you live ?!
You: outside sagreb
Stranger: ah
Stranger: kroatien
You: small village
You: you from`?
Stranger: germany
Stranger: you like germans
Stranger: ?!
You: we all have love for germs
Stranger: nice nice
You: where on germany=
Stranger: duisburg
Stranger: rhineland
You: do you know runeland in norway?
Stranger: no
Stranger: buty why ?!
You: big field, lots of giant stones
Stranger: ok
You: they where sacrifice stone of thief vikings.
You: i want go there!
You: summer holiday!
You: where do you holiday?
Stranger: how long ?
You: too long!
Stranger: ah ok
You: yes all ok!
You: what time is germany now?
Stranger: 2:07
Stranger: am
You: good!
Stranger: 2:37
You: so vampire.!
Stranger: you have +2h ?!
You: yes!
You: too much time
Stranger: yeha
You: but tomorrow is not the day of working. we sleeping and drinking
You: famous german cowboy?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: cowgirl
Stranger: :D
You: shadow of night!
You: :*
You: how colored is the flag?
You: black?
Stranger: of my contry ?
You: ja!
Stranger: black red yellow
You: so contry music for cowGIRL is black on red yellow. pretty color!
Stranger: lol
You: what for dancing is the tradition?
You: disco?
Stranger: yeha
Stranger: :D
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myface

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You: ?
You: hello?
Stranger: hi
You: anybody there?
Stranger: asl ?
You: asl?
You: what means asl?
Stranger: age?
Stranger: sex?
Stranger: location?
You: man, yes pleace, in front of a computer!
You: you?
Stranger: ahahahaha, 17 years old, f, brazil
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 21
You: i live in italy
You: we have lots of sun!
You: how is brazil?
Stranger: very very hot
You: i know royce gracie!
You: tell me more!
You: i know noooooothing about brazil
Stranger: hum, i don`t know...
You: yes you do
You: of course you do
Stranger: haahha, ok
You: hahaha
You: hohoho
Stranger: a lot of beaches
Stranger: is famous about the soccer
You: yeah, those brazilian be-atches are amazing. i saw the movies.
You: blue water, and nice sunc
Stranger: and about the beautifu
You: soccer!
You: ronaldo
Stranger: yeaah
Stranger: hahahahah
You: can you kick the ball?
You: or do you dance the dance?
Stranger: and the beautiful girls, but im not beautiful
Stranger: no, i dont like
Stranger: i play soccer some times
You: everybody is beautiful. have you believed in jesus?
Stranger: yes
You: good!
You: i am also good slave
You: in a positive way.
You: a slave with some freedom :)
You: is it lots of jesus in brazil?
Stranger: "jesus" noo, but very churches...
You: church is the house of jesus. that is he was carpenting for.
You: building his houses.
You: what is more in brazil than jesus?
Stranger: samba
Stranger: carnaval, hahahaha
You: YES!
You: guerilla?
You: bad soldier
You: ?
Stranger: wath?
You: what city you live?
You: wrath?
Stranger: rio de janeiro
You: why is the janeiro means?
Stranger: is a month, january
Stranger: have you a facebook ?
You: YES!
Stranger: can you send me ?
You: what is this facebook? so many talking to me on this. i know nooooothing
Stranger: hhahaa, it`s lika a myspace, orkut...oyu know?
Stranger: you*
You: orkut?
You: yes me know the space of my.
Stranger: it`s all the same thing
You: and facebooks is bigger?
Stranger: yes
You: can all have the facebook
Stranger: yes
You: a book of faces? i get it. good joking from the bosses.
You: maybe i will open my book for the face.
You: is it the adress?
Stranger: make one for you
Stranger: www.faceboock.com
You: yes!
You: soon i will be on this
Stranger: ther you send photos.....send mensagens
You: tell me some funny while i singing on the book
Stranger: hum, i don`t know,
Stranger: the my face book
Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?id=*******&ref=profile
You: good. i go see you facebook. making friends is easy!
You: goodbye on here!
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DAWON, don't let me down

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You: hi
Stranger: daniealf. gover
Stranger: re
Stranger: ew
Stranger: w
Stranger: d
Stranger: f
Stranger: f
Stranger: g
Stranger: g
Stranger: f
Stranger: not dowon?
Stranger: gtfo
You: yes!
You: slam poetry!
Stranger: DAWON?
Stranger: YOU'RE HERE?
You: YES!
Stranger: IT'S YOU?
Stranger: IT'S REALLY YOU?
Stranger: OH MY GOD
Stranger: FUCK ME!
You: what are the chances?!?!?!
Stranger: woweeee
You: how are you?
Stranger: fucking.. how was cambodia..
Stranger: my friend says it smells like shit..
Stranger: true?
Stranger: not true...
You: cambodia was everything i expected!
Stranger: ?
You: but smelly :)
Stranger: which was?
You: AWESOME!!!!!!
Stranger: interesting..
You: how have you been?
Stranger: so..
You: what have you been doing?
Stranger: any cambodian love children force feed you a cock?
You: five
Stranger: sunkissed by mother earth
You: i had some sightseeing to do!
Stranger: <3
Stranger: hmm..
You: how is you mom btw?
Stranger: dead.
Stranger: 5 years.
You: just the way i like her
Stranger: where the fuck have you been
Stranger: i
You: cambodia!
Stranger: ate you
Stranger: ate
Stranger: heta
Stranger: hta
Stranger: ahte
Stranger: ahte
Stranger: ahate
Stranger: hate you
You: no
Stranger: dawon.
You: hate is such a strong word
Stranger: that hurts me.
You: it was a joke.
You: still jetlagged.
Stranger: mhm.
You: over the line. sorry man
Stranger: it's okay..
You: really?
Stranger: jetlagging fucks kids ll the time
You: you had me worried there
You: jetloving
Stranger: exactly.
Stranger: so.
Stranger: you hit up the gay bars there right?
You: do you remember pete? i think i told you about him some time ago
Stranger: i heard the gay scene down tehre is intense
Stranger: everyone mouth raping everyone
You: he told me about this awesome gaybar
Stranger: it's a fucking free for all GHB party
You: CRUNK!
Stranger: slip any tabs into a couple beers and fuck a puppy?
Stranger: a puppy?
Stranger: yeah
You: no shemales though, so you would've hated it
Stranger: a puppy
Stranger: no puppies?
Stranger: lame dude
Stranger: you done fell off yo
You: true that playa
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the nether parts of holland

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Stranger: hi
You: *whispering* helluuu
Stranger: from?
You: oklahoma.
You: u?
Stranger: where is that
You: the united states of america, of course
Stranger: which country
Stranger: oh yeah of course
Stranger: i'm sorry
Stranger: i'm from the netherlands
You: on the west coast?
Stranger: no
You: then where?
You: oh wait
You: is it in amsterdam?
Stranger: yes
You: where EVERYTHING is legal?
Stranger: the netherlands is the country
Stranger: yes youre right
You: *clapping*
You: you are the first person from netherlands i talk to
You: ever
You: !
Stranger: cool
You: why is it called nether?
Stranger: that's fun
You: is it a normal word?
Stranger: oh i don't know
Stranger: no
You: i always thought amsterdam was in holland!?!?
You: *confused*
Stranger: holland is the same as the netherlands
You: i think most are tall over there.
You: i saw bas rutten once
You: in person
You: he was cool! *smiling*
You: so you have 2 names for the country?
Stranger: yes
You: like we do. america and the US!
You: we have something in common *happy*
You: what do you do for a living?
Stranger: yes that's the same
You: advertisement?
You: publishing?
Stranger: no
You: *wondering*
Stranger: i'm still on school
You: cool!
Stranger: no not at all
Stranger: and you?
You: i just started working this weird job. do you know Starbucks?
You: i am the cleaning lady
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: starbucks is cool
You: and they are so rude *angry*
You: but the coffee is great!
Stranger: yes i know ;)
Stranger: so you are a female?
You: who is the president of holland?
Stranger: balkenende
You: yes i am an american girl. like tom petty sings about
You: is he cool?
Stranger: but we have a queen
You: do you know we have a black guy as president. *surprised*
You: a queen and a president? wow!
Stranger: of course i know, he is every day in the news
You: do they know eachother? the queen and president?
You: he is? *amazed*
Stranger: yes
You: do you think they ever get drunk together?
Stranger: yes obama is very popular here
You: oh yeah?
Stranger: yes i think so
You: cool!
You: do you like obama?
You: i don't know that much about hollandish history. are you also at war with someone?
Stranger: yes! hes behaviour normal and i like that
You: sorry for all the questions. i had too much coffee today :)
Stranger: yes i thought so haha
You: *breathing deeply*
You: haha
Stranger: but here is never war
You: never?
Stranger: never
You: sweet!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: how old are you
You: i wanna live there. here a lot of people have war on their mind.
Stranger: yes i know
You: i don't like war! i like party!!! *dancing*i just turned 19
You: and you?
Stranger: wow cool
Stranger: i'm 16
You: like a young apple. a bit sour but also very sweet!
Stranger: do you think i can speak english very good?
You: *writing poetry*
You: i don't know about speaking, but you write perfect! *applauding*
Stranger: yes i mean writing ;)
You: if i could i would give you a GOLDEN WRITE GOOD ENGLISH!!!
Stranger: thanks
You: MEDAL
Stranger: hhaha say that to my teacher please:P
You: i would give you a MEDAL½
You: i love teachers!
You: is he cool?
Stranger: she
You: an old lady! and i guess you get to use omegle @ school?
You: like learning about history and writing.
Stranger: no, some friends of mine say that it was fun to chat here
Stranger: and they're right
You: i think i learned more from using omegle than i ever did in school
You: (three minute record)
You: do you know bruce springsteen?
You: he was cool, before he got married.
You: i will NEVER get married.
Stranger: yes i know him
You: just drink a lot of coffee! have you tried drugs? it is legal in holland, so i guess you could?!
Stranger: no, i could do it, but i never tried it
You: good!½
You: what is the oppositte word for hello in holland?
You: you say hi when you meet
You: and ****** when you leave
Stranger: do you mean the word in dutch for bye?
You: yes!
Stranger: doei
Stranger: that is it
You: doei
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finland to the russians!

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Stranger: hi
You: hello
You: tell me who you think i am
Stranger: well i think you are a girl from US
You: close
You: but i have no cigar
Stranger: really??:D
You: i am from england
Stranger: damn:)
You: and who are you?
Stranger: guess....:D
You: an old man from india, with one leg and a son who escaped your farm to be a snake charmer on the olympics team of burma
You: close?
Stranger: close...but not a man and from finland, with two legs:D
You: finland!
You: perkele!
You: i was there when i was young sippuli
Stranger: tosiko???
You: is it cold?
You: snow?
Stranger: XD
Stranger: ei
You: soumi
You: moi mukulatt
You: or how you spell it
Stranger: what??
You: my half brother is swedish he told me about this show on swedish tv
You: moi mukkulatt
You: or something.
Stranger: i've never heard:D
You: it was for political refugees from finland hiding in old people's houses in sweden
Stranger: okay
You: it translates into HELLO SMALL DUDES
You: so what is up in finland?
You: i know vasa knäckebrot and nokia.
You: the telephone for boxers - knockia
Stranger: yeah:D
You: Hirviö, hirvi, hirvittä !
You: what does it mean?
You: i googled finish phrases
You: i am in love with scandinavia.
Stranger: it means a monster
You: Lahjoita Suomi ryssille!
Stranger: so where do you live?
You: what does this mean?
You: i live outside manchester
You: in my brothers house.
Stranger: stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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fucking prick!

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Stranger: Highest math/science education?
You: none
Stranger: Really
You: i am a street kid
Stranger: No you aren't
Stranger: You have a computer
You: yes, it is not ghetto
You: it is jut a rough european version
Stranger: You're 14-16
You: ghetto ligght
You: i am 24
Stranger: You go to high school
Stranger: No you aren't
You: yes i am
Stranger: You have few to no friends
Stranger: You're midly ugly
You: hahaha
Stranger: Bad haircut
Stranger: You go on /b/ to waste time
You: i am 24 and super stoned
Stranger: You use other people to waste time
Stranger: You're a fucking prick
You: i am god!
Stranger: Ya know that?
Stranger: PRICK
You: big or small letters?
You: make up your mind
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where from
Stranger: ?
You: germania
You: u?
Stranger: hallo
Stranger: romania
Stranger: :))
You: sweet.
You: rome italy?
You: i love pizza
Stranger: no man
Stranger: \:))=)))
You: yes woman
Stranger: romania
You: oh i see
You: i was in slovenia a few days ago
Stranger: with al lot of gipsy
Stranger: :))
You: i love the gipsy music
Stranger: manele
Stranger: ?
You: and all the stuff they put under their skirts!
Stranger: yeah
You: what kind of gipsy instrument are you playing?
Stranger: but they are not so clean
You: dirty fuckers
Stranger: yeah
You: but they make good music.
You: just like africans
Stranger: woman or man ?
You: boy
You: you?
Stranger: k
Stranger: me 2
You: how old?
Stranger: 16
Stranger: u
Stranger: ?
You: me too!!!!
You: virgin?
Stranger: no
Stranger: :)))
You: GOOD!
Stranger: u
Stranger: ?
Stranger: i love your women ... deutsche madchen are the best
Stranger: :))
You: yes. but not for long. bought some beer today and invited a lady over
You: yes!
You: german women named EVA BROWN
Stranger: whats with her
Stranger: wait im googling
You: how does the romanian women look like
Stranger: they are classed like the most beautiful women in europa
You: hairy groins?
You: big teeth?
You: lots of LSD?
You: i love romanian acid house music!
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: Stranger: ahh my net stucks
Stranger: shit
You: Aievea, have you heard them?
Stranger: i hate it
You: boom voom. tsss tsss unts unts boom boom
You: fuckin love it!
Stranger: yes
Stranger: try rap romanian yet
Stranger: ?
You: no!
Stranger: parazitii bad joke
You: only know the ukrainian rapper and reh dogg
Stranger: try it
Stranger: akcent thats my name
Stranger: ?
You: what is they rap about? rusty cars and clamydia?
Stranger: house music
Stranger: ?
Stranger: no
You: all music.
Stranger: our rap is based on our lives
You: all your base are belong to who?
You: what is you lives=
Stranger: my life
You: give me a freestyle rap!
You: about your life
Stranger: when i feel myself double crossed , no loss
You: i make beat box.
You: keep going.
Stranger: :?))
Stranger: nothing can change me
Stranger: swallow my words
You: boom tsssshhhh tatata (hi hat) rickki rockkiiii (scratching vinyl)
Stranger: free fall
You: yeah uhu
You: and my brothas
Stranger: life is like ping pong
You: chikki chikki
You: peeeeoooow
You: death is like diving
You: diving is dying
You: i piss on the military soldier. no one can rap us down!
You: take it slobo!
You: your turn!
Stranger: oh my god
You: word!
Stranger: i hate doing freestyle when im drunk
You: life in romania aint easy!
Stranger: i rip that shit when im awake
You: u do great!
Stranger: i have an easy life
You: rip the rap a new Ahole
You: (. ) ( .)
You: bounce bounce!
You: what drunk are you?
You: how many drinkings?
Stranger: heineken
Stranger: 7
You: KOOOL!
Stranger: 500 ml
You: no way?
Stranger: yeah mabn
Stranger: hold it
You: heineken is like ken
Stranger: yeah
You: in street fighter ryu is gay
You: and ken is heine
You: hadoken
You: take it blanca!
Stranger: im going to rip my fine words with a lovely wine
Stranger: taking it 1 shot 2 shots 3 shots down
You: the wine is like words.
fine wine and then the ladies go:
Stranger: lets try freestyle somethingg happy
Stranger: hmmmm
You: the grass is nice
i eat you momma twice
You: the weed is free
and i drink one two three
You: give me happyrap
You: oh, dad is knocking on my door. have to hide the beer.
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