Late Night, Maudlin Street

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You: Women only like me for my mind...
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: I like you for your body, it's okay
You: Here I am - the ugliest man
Stranger: I told you already, I like your body
You: I never stole a happy hour
Stranger: How do you steal time?
You: Winter is so long
Stranger: Like my penis
You:
I am moving house
Stranger: Where?
You: Inspector - don't you know ?
Stranger: Yes
You: Don't you care ?
Stranger: Yes
You: Well, it's only bricks and mortar !
Stranger: Much like my vagina
You: Oh, oh, truly I love you
Stranger: Im glad
You: I hope you're singing now
Stranger: I am!
You: A half-life disappears today
Stranger: Thazz a gud gaem
You: Don't you know - about Love ?
Stranger: What is love?
You: But you ... without clothes
Stranger: I am not nekkid
You:
And so we crept through the park
Stranger: Would you like me to be?
You: No, I cannot steal a pair of jeans off a clothesline
You: For you
Stranger: Oh okay
You: Well, a nation turns its back and gags...
Stranger: lol gags
You: Don't leave your torch behind
Stranger: lol FUCK YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
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will U B the tony curtis 2 my roger moore?

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Stranger: as
Stranger: l
You: ey
You: asl?
You: asl?
You: *looking confused*
Stranger: asl= age sex live
You: no this is not live!
You: a recording. from the space!
You: and you?
You: asl?
Stranger: how old male or female where do u live
You: male 32, female 21 and i live under sphinx!
You: and asl you?
Stranger: 500000 hamafradite pluto
You: 50000 many zero!
You: hommous planet!
You: we get close!
You: so friends!
You: and have you talking to the owner of planet?
You: freemasonry!
You: and witchcraft!
You: hello?
Stranger: 500000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000ooooooo0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
You: contact!
You: plz contact to this ship!
Stranger: lol;
You: :)
You: good many numbers! medal
You: medal 4 u!
You: good sir
You: or lady.
Stranger: tnks
You: tell more!
Stranger: man eroupe 30
You: ROGER MOORE - ROGER O = MORE! plz!
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new york no dork

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You: hell0
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: how is you?
You: me too!
Stranger: fine
You: and what/where do you do/live?
Stranger: where r u
Stranger: shanghai
Stranger: i'm a student
You: i am german in bosnua!
You: moschnua
You: i am too student
You: SURPRISE!
You: :)
You: you do liking studenting?
Stranger: moschnua?
You: no, studentying. like in sckool
Stranger: no , i'm a university student
You: reading on books and do test
You: ohhhh
You: ! good for us!
Stranger: no, i don't like reading books
You: me too!
You: only if they making movie from books. with beutaifull lady
Stranger: but in China, almost everyone want to go to university
You: booooo
You: and also in china, you do most of the fighting?
You: like all of them have a blacker belt than we do?
Stranger: no ~~
You: how?
Stranger: i don't like fighting
Stranger: but in my school, many students like it
You: me too. only on movies with jean claude and the damned plus his man; the good steven seagul!
You: who is the master in china?
You: lika a china chuck norris
Stranger: jin tao Hu
You: hey, i think i saw his movie/s. one two time, maybe. is he with the black hair?
You: hello?
Stranger: movie? He doesn't make movie~~yeah...every Chinese with black hair.
You: no not every. i see some with blonde.
You: and is good!
You: is you from the boys or girls china?
Stranger: they have a hair-dyeing
You: HAIR DYING IS BAD
You: we do the thing called hairliving!
Stranger: yes! I know
You: what is you on the university? a course?
Stranger: but many people like dying
Stranger: kinesiology
You: in norway they die on the hair in the asshole. i saw a magazine on this. crazy
You: kinesiology sounds like lots of books and reads.
You: not so much time for funny, right?
Stranger: really?so crazy
Stranger: er...maybe
You: and tonight, go you dance? or just home to computer. lonesome like cowboy!
Stranger: but i don't always spend much time reading books
You: maybe eating out a friend
You: hell0?
You: is this new stranger? no?
Stranger: no , playing with computer
You: oh, there you is!
Stranger: no
You: i think we lost you
Stranger: still me
You: gooD!
You: i liking you. good friends!
You: nice to talk
You: tell me more!
Stranger: good!
Stranger: about what?
You: what you like!
You: tell me what feels good to you in china
You: and tell me what bad is on china country!
Stranger: wait a mimute
You: i can!
You: hello?
Stranger: hi
You: who is this?
You: same?
Stranger: still me
Stranger: 1 more min
You: YES!
Stranger: i'm back
You: finely!
Stranger: china is a beatuiful country
You: i know! i've see google erth! much photos.
Stranger: people in china are passion
You: people here are crime
You: and dirt!
Stranger: y?
You: too many dirt
Stranger: u don like your own country?
You: i like land, the tree and bird song. but people. too much. too many.
You: it is like a jungle sometime
Stranger: jungle?
Stranger: y?
You: wait
You: you might get fooled. if you get to town
You: not many think to be down by law. but i am. and important so!
You: looking down to poor and dirty.
Stranger: i agree with you
Stranger: but
You: it is land of plenty and many
Stranger: not everyone think so
You: YES. true observing!
You: gooD!
You: but they nothing to eat, no shoe on feet
You: even leaving clothes on street
Stranger: ohhh..it's poor
You: and worse!
Stranger: yes
You: you can't tell women from men sometime
You: they look same
Stranger: oh?
You: sugar, spice, everything is nice
You: this man next door. i saw him eat dog food one times
You: he has to eat. but he is poor to not afford meat.
You: i need some time.
You: i want the some space.
Stranger: ohhh.....it's too bad~~do your govenment take action to operate these things?
You: feeling like need to get away from human race.
You: no. government lives in skyscraper. reaching into heaven
You: and in ghetto we living in hell
You: that is what happen when us can't read too well.
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more numbers

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Stranger: you
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Stranger: so funny <3
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Stranger: 69,666
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Stranger: w000000t
Stranger: well
You: llew
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You: ?
Stranger: try that ;)
Stranger: it's finnish
You: you are finished
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Stranger: fuck
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numb- errrrr?

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You: 9
Stranger: what?
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Stranger: 10
You: 10
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Stranger: stop it
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kreejjj-c

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You: high?
You: lie?
Stranger: no
You: why?
Stranger: no why
You: means no why, yes why not?
Stranger: see you
You: where?
Stranger: someway
You: how time?
Stranger: pm
You: who place?
Stranger: lot questions
You: this or that?
Stranger: in ot out
You: black or brown?
Stranger: white
You: sweet or no shower?
Stranger: crazy
You: smelly or smally?
Stranger: r u?
You: WHY DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT?
You: are you some kind of handicap?
Stranger: crazy
You: oh you are crazy. makes sense
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bizarro world

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Stranger: hi
You: (. ) ( .)
Stranger: male?
You: email?
You: hot male?
You: (. ) ( .)(. ) ( .)(. ) ( .)(. ) ( .)(. ) ( .)(. ) ( .)(. ) ( .)(. ) ( .)(. ) ( .)
Stranger: male or female!?
You: somewhere in between
You: i like a good sandwich
You: ::::::::::::::::::)))))))))))))))
Stranger: ?
You: !
You: Stranger: ?
You: !
Stranger: you a nigger?
You: NO!
Stranger: you white?
You: Stranger: you a nigger?
You: you: yes!
Stranger: funnyhaha
You: of course white.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: haha
Stranger: haha
You: more like see through
You: like bacteria from mars
You: or underwater
You: you?
Stranger: u a female?
You: yes!
You: U?
Stranger: male
You: GOOD MATCHING!
Stranger: me nigger where u from
Stranger: yep
You: my dads scrotum. you?
You: Stranger: you a nigger?
You: NO!
Stranger: you white?
You: Stranger: you a nigger?
You: you: yes!
Stranger: funnyhaha
You: me: hahahaha
Stranger: wass dat?
You: you: HELLO!
Stranger: come on bitch
You: on what?
Stranger: fuck you
You: Stranger: come on my mom. she is a bitch
You: got u!
Stranger: Stranger: !
Stranger: Stranger: ?
You: !
You: you a nigger?
Stranger: NO!
You: you white?
Stranger: Stranger: you a nigger?
Stranger: you: yes!
You: funnyhaha
Stranger: of course white.
You: haha
You: haha
You: haha
Stranger: more like see through
Stranger: like bacteria from mars
Stranger: or underwater
Stranger: you?
You: u a female?
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: U?
You: male
You: me nigger where u from
Stranger: GOOD MATCHING!
You: yep
Stranger: my dads scrotum. you?
Stranger: Stranger: you a nigger?
You: NO!
Stranger: you white?
You: Stranger: you a nigger?
You: you: yes!
Stranger: funnyhaha
Stranger: me: hahahaha
You: wass dat?
Stranger: you: HELLO!
You: come on bitch
Stranger: on what?
You: fuck you
Stranger: Stranger: come on my mom. she is a bitch
Stranger: Stranger: !
Stranger: Stranger: ?
You: !
You: you a nigger?
Stranger: NO!
You: you white?
Stranger: Stranger: you a nigger?
Stranger: you: yes!
You: funnyhaha
Stranger: of course white.
You: haha
You: haha
You: haha
Stranger: more like see through
Stranger: like bacteria from mars
Stranger: or underwater
Stranger: you?
You: u a female?
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: U?
You: male
You: me nigger where u from
Stranger: GOOD MATCHING!
You: yep
Stranger: my dads scrotum. you?
Stranger: Stranger: you a nigger?
You: NO!
Stranger: you white?
You: Stranger: you a nigger?
You: you: yes!
Stranger: funnyhaha
Stranger: me: hahahaha
You: wass dat?
Stranger: you: HELLO!
You: come on bitch
Stranger: on what?
You: fuck you
Stranger: Stranger: come on my mom. she is a bitch
You: got u GOOD!
You: us: HELLO!
Stranger: Stranger: got u GOOD!
Stranger: Stranger: got u GOOD!
Stranger: Stranger: got u GOOD!
You: stranger stranger: i am God!
Stranger: fuck man
You: you & me: hhahahah ROFL
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(. ) ( : (

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Stranger: hi
You: (. ) ( .)
Stranger: male?
You: email?
You: hot male?
You: (. ) ( .)(. ) ( .)(. ) ( .)(. ) ( .)(. ) ( .)(. ) ( .)(. ) ( .)(. ) ( .)(. ) ( .)
Stranger: male or female!?
You: somewhere in between
You: i like a good sandwich
You: ::::::::::::::::::)))))))))))))))

Y?

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Stranger: ?
You: ?
You: shy?
Stranger: why?
You: I SAID ARE YOU SHY OR WHAT?
Stranger: ?
You: ?
You: shy?
Stranger: caps lock
You: I SAID ARE YOU SHY OR WHAT?
Stranger: caps locked again
You: ?
Stranger: stop shouting
You: WHAT? CAN'T HEAR YOU?
Stranger: wanker
You: IT IS ALMOST 4 O'CLOCK!
Stranger: oh no
You: DON'T YOU HAVE A CLOCK ON YOUR COMPUTER?
Stranger: 03 39
You: ANYBODY CAN WRITE NUMBERS IN A STUPID CHAT. I NEED REAL PROOF!
Stranger: whats the problem?
You: YOU!
You: I SAID YOU ARE THE PROBLEM!
Stranger: let me tell you
You: I MEAN I WROTE
Stranger: ååååæøøøøø
You: NOT SAID
Stranger: i live in sweden asshole
You: DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT COME OUT OF MY CHAT?
You: svenska bajskorv
Stranger: ha ha
Stranger: fucking finnish or what?
You: THE KING OF SWEDEN!
You: I WOULD NEVER FUCK A FINNISH!
Stranger: thats me kukjävel
You: WHAT IS A KUKJAVEL?
You: THE CAPITOL OF FINLAND?
Stranger: y
You: THAT IS NOT AN ANSWER. MORE LIKE A QUESTION!
Stranger: no
You: YES?
You: (here we go again)
Stranger: y=yes
You: Y=YES, NO?
Stranger: of course kukhuvud
You: WHAT IS A KUKHUVUD?
Stranger: you are dickhead
You: DO YOU KNOW THIS CHAT IS NOT IN YOUR WEIRD LANGUAGE?
Stranger: no you tell me
You: WE HAVE RULES!
You: THE FIRST RULE IS "THERE ARE NO RULES"
Stranger: y
You: THE SECOND RULE IS "YES WE DO!"
Stranger: y
You: WHY Y?
You: WHY NOT X?
Stranger: zzz
You: W = NOT X!
Stranger: youre boring and shouty
You: Z IS YOU!
Stranger: probably 15
You: HOW SHOUT IN CHAT?
You: YOU MISUNDERSTOOD THE MEANING OF SHAOUT
Stranger: caps lock again dickhead
Stranger: puto
You: NO CAPS LOCK AGAIN KUKHUVUD
You: OTUP
Stranger: wow
Stranger: impressed
You: NEVER PLAYED WOW
You: IS YOU LEVEL 60?
You: *NOT IMPRESSED*
Stranger: wanker
Stranger: go to bed
You: WHAT IS THIS WANKER YOU LIKE TO LICK?
You: IF I AM BORING YOU, TRY DISCONNECT
Stranger: dream on
Stranger: and fuck you
You: YOU ARE WASTING YOUR OWN TIME
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NEVER leave

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You: dad?
Stranger: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
You: DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: what is that sound?
Stranger: YOUR ME NEW BEST FRIEND
You: me too
Stranger: YAY'
You: cat or dog?
Stranger: I LOVE YOU
Stranger: I HATE YOU
You: meeoow
Stranger: NAHAHAHAAHA
You: who is your guru?
You: you seem awesome
Stranger: CAT!!! NO,DOG
Stranger: No cat
You: yes dog?
Stranger: NO CAT
You: bff
You: !
Stranger: NEVER
Stranger: MAYBE
You: so NO CAT and YES dog?
Stranger: I DONT KNOW
Stranger: No dog yes cat
You: ye-no donkey?
You: AND THE ICE CREAM!
Stranger: Nope
You: who is GOD and why?
Stranger: NOT JEBUS
You: what is a GOD?
Stranger: HAIL SATAN
You: satan is booooring
You: no explosions
Stranger: Your right I atheist
You: i attest!
Stranger: Yes
You: detest
You: detect the attetettstation
You: tell me!
Stranger: Nope anti religon
You: no anti religion
You: that means yes religion?
Stranger: No I athiest
Stranger: meaning no go
Stranger: d
You: yes you atheist=
You: ?
Stranger: yes
You: then why write NO i atheist?
You: you schizo
Stranger: Mean No I am an atheist
Stranger: I AM NOT SCHIZO AHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: yes you no atheist?
Stranger: Exacta
You: and no schizo, yes?
Stranger: YES
You: are you do fish?
You: or salad?
Stranger: FiSH
You: fish poo where fish eat
You: carot NO poo
Stranger: WHATTTTTTTTTTT
You: yes!
You: truth!
Stranger: I HAS NO CLUE TO WHAT YOU BE ASKING
You: i ask yes OR no
Stranger: HeT
You: tell me now
You: hot or hat?
You: yes?
Stranger: No it mean NO
You: double no means yes, yes?
Stranger: U MEAN YES
Stranger: I LOVE YOU
You: and caps lock NO means u (that means me yes?) mean yes?
Stranger: NO I HATE YOu
You: yes you hate me or no you hate me?
Stranger: I WILL NEVER lEAVE
You: schizo
Stranger: I AM NOT AM IS NOT TO BE WhAT iS
You: that makes NO sense!
You: hot dog?
Stranger: IT DOESNT HAVE TO T_T
You: what means T_T?
You: i know =)
Stranger: MEANS YOU MAKING ME CRY T)T
You: is same? yes?
You: ))
You: looking like ass
Stranger: brb
You: roflol
You: *waiting*
You: *almost sleeping*
You: *waking up from almost sleep*
You: HELLO?
You: slobodan?
You: where is he? *looking around*
Stranger: TELL ME YOU WILL NEVER LEAVE ME
You: you will never leave me
Stranger: I HATE YOU NOW
Stranger: BUT I LOVES YOUS
You: i (k)now you hate love me k(now)
Stranger: Jes
Stranger: I will murder you....No I willnot...YES I WILL...NO I will not
You: why didn't you wake me up when i was almost sleeping?
Stranger: because I was going to say AHigheiniaekaeeajeia'eaje
You: can i ask all of you if some of you are schizo?
Stranger: NEVERRRRR
You: what happens if i leave?
You: yes?
You: no?
You: will you replace me?
Stranger: I will find you <.<
You: if i leave to another dimension?
Stranger: I will send a bomb to said dimension
You: if i eat a no one knows where i am and no one can EVER find me-pill and the leave?
Stranger: I will still destroy you
You: then*
You: that is impossible
Stranger: NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE
You: do you understand the meaning of EVER?
Stranger: NO
You: as in NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER
Stranger: I"M LEAVING BECAUSE WE HATE YOU SA
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short but sweet

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You: hi
Stranger: Simonbob?
You: no
You: Bobsimon
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spamegle

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You: hi
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warm-up

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: tell me
Stranger: yes?
You: the "secret"
Stranger: all i wanted was an answer to the secret!
Stranger: climb aboard mary come on on board mary come on!
Stranger: all i wanted was an answer too
You: the secret is the Answer
Stranger: YOUR MONEY OR YOUR LIFE
You: is it hammer time yet?
Stranger: thats the secret
Stranger: that was the new pornographers
You: you are sick!
You: sick i tell you
You: i have medicine
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hi!

Stranger: hi, asl?

You: hi, hlg!

Stranger: go fuck youself !

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let's talk about animals

You: hi

Stranger: hello

You: how are you

Stranger: im fine

Stranger: and You?

You: cool.

You: i am fine too

Stranger: where You from?

You: manchester

Stranger: England, huh

You: and you?

Stranger: Dobczyce, near Cracow

You: i will guess your name!

You: gregor

You: ebi

You: ursula

Stranger: noo

You: ibro

You: slava

You: agniecka

Stranger: nop;p

You: urhsgerald

You: eubala

You: woyzek

Stranger: no;p

Stranger: Piotrek;

You: hmmmm

Stranger: and You>

You: ohhh what coool. thats the name of my favorite pizza man!

Stranger: oh yes?

You: why didn't i guessed it right before

Stranger: is he from Poland?

You: no from belarus

You: he looks like a blue duck

Stranger: like a duck> lol1000

You: lol 50000!!!!

Stranger: but, You didnt tell what;s Your name;p

You: guess!

Stranger: but, boy or girl's name>

You: guess!

Stranger: intresting

Stranger: Thomas?

You: guess!

You: no

You: you are slow

You: guess!

Stranger: Anne?

You: noooo

You: go on!

You: ey piotrek, go on!

Stranger: ok, sorry i had to give

Stranger: pc to my bro;p

You: okay. my name is morrissey

Stranger: okey;

Stranger: never heard such name

Stranger: to be honest;

You: WHAT?!

You: you never heard morrissey

Stranger: really, cuz we dont have such name in polish

Stranger: really we dont have

You: its the beautifulest name in the world

Stranger: i will remember that

Stranger: ;)

You: forever!

You: swear it!

You: and google for it

Stranger: i swear

Stranger: ;)

You: on your mother!

Stranger: i swear on my mother;

You: good

Stranger: xD

Stranger: so, Morrisey,

You: ja?

Stranger: what do U want to talk aobut?

Stranger: *about

You: dogs

You: and cats

You: and birds

You: all animals

Stranger: U have some animals?

You: i am here to talk about animals

You: fishs!

Stranger: many of them?

You: 3

You: and a half

Stranger: lo

Stranger: lol

Stranger: half?

You: yes, half

Stranger: so, your fish has broken?:D

You: was eaten by the others. for a half.

Stranger: ow

You: not broken, dead

You: you have animals?

Stranger: yes,

You: what?

Stranger: i have a dog

Stranger: its

You: what color?

Stranger: syberian husky

Stranger: white and grey

You: nooooo wayyyyy

Stranger: really;p

You: do you know akita inu?

Stranger: no,

Stranger: should i?

You: its kinda husky

Stranger: if U say so

You: it lives in the street of piotrek, the pizza man i told you! the man like a duck!

Stranger: heh

Stranger: but i cant understand, we he looks like a duck?:P

You: the man. has a broken back. from the war. looks funny.

Stranger: former soldier

You: yes

You: good one

You: tough

Stranger: for sure

You: strong

Stranger: and

You: you soldier?

Stranger: noop;p

Stranger: am 7teen

Stranger: and U?

You: older

You: and not a soldier

Stranger: 18-26?

You: guess!

Stranger: 22?

You: ohhh close!

Stranger: 23?

You: yeahhhhh

Stranger: so, not much older;p

You: but i know more

Stranger: for sure;

You: yes

You: i know about television

You: amost animal documentaries

Stranger: animal planet?:)

You: yessssss!

You: sometimes discovery channel

Stranger: my bro used to watch it

Stranger: good channel

You: i go to get a tea. will you wait here?

Stranger: all right

You: coooool!

Stranger: ive got time;)

You: still there?

Stranger: of course

You: water is burning

Stranger: better hot, than cold;

You: you can't cook cold, ne

Stranger: no;p

You: you like tea?

Stranger: yeah

You: teaparty!

Stranger: i drink sometimes, but not at the morning;

Stranger: a dont have a time for that

You: i drink and smoke in the morning!

Stranger: for me nothing, unfortunately

You: are you ill?

Stranger: no

Stranger: just i wake up so late

You: but why do you spend time in front of the computer?

Stranger: that i dont time for going to kitchen

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: cuz i have nth to do at the evening

Stranger: huh

You: so you are boring or ugly?

Stranger: nop

Stranger: but when its no weekend

Stranger: i dont have what to do

Stranger: if a dont have volleyball play

You: my roommate plays volleyball

You: but she looses so many times

Stranger: its great game

Stranger: me too

You: you are a looser

Stranger: but i play only few months

Stranger: maybe

Stranger: but U cant learn

You: tea is ready

Stranger: how to play like a star

Stranger: so fast

Stranger: unless You're very talented

You: michael jordan?

Stranger: nop

You: no?

Stranger: like a Giba

Stranger: ;)

You: giba

Stranger: sport star

You: hwat is it

Stranger: ;)

Stranger: best world's playes

Stranger: w8 a second

You: noooo way

Stranger: really;)

You: wolrds best and morrissey does not kno him?

You: boah

Stranger: how is that possible;?^^

You: he is not english ! 

Stranger: yes

Stranger: he's brazilian

You: cool

Stranger: here U are

You: its a nice country

Stranger: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giba

Stranger: here You can read about him

You: interesting!

Stranger: maybe, i've never seen Brazil

You: and thats ME

You: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morrissey

Stranger: seen that before

You: you are a WIKI VICTIM

Stranger: when i was looking for some Morrisseys;)

You: you are clever

Stranger: here, its a last name

You: yeah , you can call me steven

Stranger: and Your is a name;p

Stranger: heh

You: no problem

Stranger: but, if i seen good

Stranger: You girl, dont U?

Stranger: :P

You: ja

Stranger: *well

You: you tooooooo

Stranger: so my friend was right;

Stranger: cuz i asked him for that;

You: nevermind, just call me steven

Stranger: all right Steven

You: hello

Stranger: hi;P

Stranger: can U describe Yourself somehow Steve?

You: fat

Stranger: i'm just courius

You: are you fat, too?

Stranger: not really

You: i bet you are!

Stranger: i can say, that im too slim

Stranger: about 60kilos

Stranger: with high of 180

You: igitt

Stranger: cm

Stranger: why?:P

You: i want to talk about animals

You: mice

Stranger: okey

You: tell me about the husky

Stranger: she is

Stranger: about 5years old

You: tell me about the tricks your husky can do

Stranger: hahah

You: höhö

Stranger: she cant do anything

Stranger: she is too lazy

You: you are lazy, then your dog is lazy

You: hah!

Stranger: yes, its true

Stranger: ;p

You: you are fat and lazy

Stranger: hehe

Stranger: only half true

You: farewell!

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Stranger: whats up
You: too mcuh
You: you?
Stranger: haha nothing thats why im here
You: no party for the disco duck?
Stranger: nothing in this moment
Stranger: that i can ask you too
You: tell me on some good party you hav
Stranger: uhh
You: i am sick. so only party on tv
Stranger: ah
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Stranger: but where you live ?!
You: outside sagreb
Stranger: ah
Stranger: kroatien
You: small village
You: you from`?
Stranger: germany
Stranger: you like germans
Stranger: ?!
You: we all have love for germs
Stranger: nice nice
You: where on germany=
Stranger: duisburg
Stranger: rhineland
You: do you know runeland in norway?
Stranger: no
Stranger: buty why ?!
You: big field, lots of giant stones
Stranger: ok
You: they where sacrifice stone of thief vikings.
You: i want go there!
You: summer holiday!
You: where do you holiday?
Stranger: how long ?
You: too long!
Stranger: ah ok
You: yes all ok!
You: what time is germany now?
Stranger: 2:07
Stranger: am
You: good!
Stranger: 2:37
You: so vampire.!
Stranger: you have +2h ?!
You: yes!
You: too much time
Stranger: yeha
You: but tomorrow is not the day of working. we sleeping and drinking
You: famous german cowboy?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: cowgirl
Stranger: :D
You: shadow of night!
You: :*
You: how colored is the flag?
You: black?
Stranger: of my contry ?
You: ja!
Stranger: black red yellow
You: so contry music for cowGIRL is black on red yellow. pretty color!
Stranger: lol
You: what for dancing is the tradition?
You: disco?
Stranger: yeha
Stranger: :D
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You: hello?
Stranger: hi
You: anybody there?
Stranger: asl ?
You: asl?
You: what means asl?
Stranger: age?
Stranger: sex?
Stranger: location?
You: man, yes pleace, in front of a computer!
You: you?
Stranger: ahahahaha, 17 years old, f, brazil
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 21
You: i live in italy
You: we have lots of sun!
You: how is brazil?
Stranger: very very hot
You: i know royce gracie!
You: tell me more!
You: i know noooooothing about brazil
Stranger: hum, i don`t know...
You: yes you do
You: of course you do
Stranger: haahha, ok
You: hahaha
You: hohoho
Stranger: a lot of beaches
Stranger: is famous about the soccer
You: yeah, those brazilian be-atches are amazing. i saw the movies.
You: blue water, and nice sunc
Stranger: and about the beautifu
You: soccer!
You: ronaldo
Stranger: yeaah
Stranger: hahahahah
You: can you kick the ball?
You: or do you dance the dance?
Stranger: and the beautiful girls, but im not beautiful
Stranger: no, i dont like
Stranger: i play soccer some times
You: everybody is beautiful. have you believed in jesus?
Stranger: yes
You: good!
You: i am also good slave
You: in a positive way.
You: a slave with some freedom :)
You: is it lots of jesus in brazil?
Stranger: "jesus" noo, but very churches...
You: church is the house of jesus. that is he was carpenting for.
You: building his houses.
You: what is more in brazil than jesus?
Stranger: samba
Stranger: carnaval, hahahaha
You: YES!
You: guerilla?
You: bad soldier
You: ?
Stranger: wath?
You: what city you live?
You: wrath?
Stranger: rio de janeiro
You: why is the janeiro means?
Stranger: is a month, january
Stranger: have you a facebook ?
You: YES!
Stranger: can you send me ?
You: what is this facebook? so many talking to me on this. i know nooooothing
Stranger: hhahaa, it`s lika a myspace, orkut...oyu know?
Stranger: you*
You: orkut?
You: yes me know the space of my.
Stranger: it`s all the same thing
You: and facebooks is bigger?
Stranger: yes
You: can all have the facebook
Stranger: yes
You: a book of faces? i get it. good joking from the bosses.
You: maybe i will open my book for the face.
You: is it the adress?
Stranger: make one for you
Stranger: www.faceboock.com
You: yes!
You: soon i will be on this
Stranger: ther you send photos.....send mensagens
You: tell me some funny while i singing on the book
Stranger: hum, i don`t know,
Stranger: the my face book
Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?id=*******&ref=profile
You: good. i go see you facebook. making friends is easy!
You: goodbye on here!
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Stranger: not dowon?
Stranger: gtfo
You: yes!
You: slam poetry!
Stranger: DAWON?
Stranger: YOU'RE HERE?
You: YES!
Stranger: IT'S YOU?
Stranger: IT'S REALLY YOU?
Stranger: OH MY GOD
Stranger: FUCK ME!
You: what are the chances?!?!?!
Stranger: woweeee
You: how are you?
Stranger: fucking.. how was cambodia..
Stranger: my friend says it smells like shit..
Stranger: true?
Stranger: not true...
You: cambodia was everything i expected!
Stranger: ?
You: but smelly :)
Stranger: which was?
You: AWESOME!!!!!!
Stranger: interesting..
You: how have you been?
Stranger: so..
You: what have you been doing?
Stranger: any cambodian love children force feed you a cock?
You: five
Stranger: sunkissed by mother earth
You: i had some sightseeing to do!
Stranger: <3
Stranger: hmm..
You: how is you mom btw?
Stranger: dead.
Stranger: 5 years.
You: just the way i like her
Stranger: where the fuck have you been
Stranger: i
You: cambodia!
Stranger: ate you
Stranger: ate
Stranger: heta
Stranger: hta
Stranger: ahte
Stranger: ahte
Stranger: ahate
Stranger: hate you
You: no
Stranger: dawon.
You: hate is such a strong word
Stranger: that hurts me.
You: it was a joke.
You: still jetlagged.
Stranger: mhm.
You: over the line. sorry man
Stranger: it's okay..
You: really?
Stranger: jetlagging fucks kids ll the time
You: you had me worried there
You: jetloving
Stranger: exactly.
Stranger: so.
Stranger: you hit up the gay bars there right?
You: do you remember pete? i think i told you about him some time ago
Stranger: i heard the gay scene down tehre is intense
Stranger: everyone mouth raping everyone
You: he told me about this awesome gaybar
Stranger: it's a fucking free for all GHB party
You: CRUNK!
Stranger: slip any tabs into a couple beers and fuck a puppy?
Stranger: a puppy?
Stranger: yeah
You: no shemales though, so you would've hated it
Stranger: a puppy
Stranger: no puppies?
Stranger: lame dude
Stranger: you done fell off yo
You: true that playa
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