voulez vous (ah ha)

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: your turn!
Stranger: lol
You: rofl
Stranger: i guess so
Stranger: how are you ?
You: head up legs down!
You: you?
Stranger: kind of the contrary
Stranger: (just kidding)
Stranger: im all right lol
You: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
You: yo funny.
You: were from?
You: wolf?
Stranger: yeah lets say i am
You: i just did!
Stranger: lool you did yep
Stranger: im from france actually
Stranger: and i dont know what wolf mean
Stranger: shame on me
You: we are practically neibors
You: werewolf?
You: i am germany
You: many germs!
You: germoney½
Stranger: lool
Stranger: well
Stranger: happy wall fall then
You: danke schön!
You: so nice to finally get rid of it!
You: merci½!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you know what
You: when did your wall fall?
Stranger: no idea
Stranger: i guess not yet
You: the marseillewall fell after the plague
Stranger: or there's no wall here
You: no because it fell!
You: what is news on france? many good?
Stranger: same o same o
Stranger: racist government
Stranger: unemployement
You: good wine!
You: sweet cheese
Stranger: world cup 2010 playoffs
You: more than two thousand playoffs?
You: WOW!
Stranger: loool
Stranger: u know i used to watch a lot of german tv channel
You: how old are you merci?
You: can i call you merci?
You: my fav-french band is SISTERS OF MERCI
Stranger: sure eko fresh
You: echo echo, life-ife-fe-e
Stranger: or
Stranger: xavier naiido
Stranger: or azad
Stranger: yeah
You: YES!
You: renegade angel
Stranger: you' gonna be azad
You: you gonna be ass-ad
Stranger: should have benn funny
Stranger: but wasnt
Stranger: damn
Stranger: something didnt work
Stranger: such a shame
You: who?
You: where`?
You: shame is never true
You: always lie
Stranger: lool
Stranger: whats ur real name btw stranger ??
You: stranger #223
You: and you?
You: my real name is steffo
You: steffo popsch
Stranger: weird name for a weird guy
You: we are the world!
Stranger: right
You: we are the strangers!
You: united
You: good soccer team name
You: united strangers Inc.
Stranger: strangers united
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: sounds cool
You: can you be goalkeeper?
You: here is a ball, catch
Stranger: im number 10
Stranger: like zizou was
Stranger: like gourcuff is
Stranger: common
Stranger: you be enke
You: enke denke!
Stranger: suicidal goal keeper
You: that is mu soccer alias
You: suicidal final soccer playoff
You: i heard in the UK they have jerkoffs!
You: do you like uk?
Stranger: british are weird
You: i think it is yuk
You: britannia is old news.
You: if we war with them now, they lose. they have ugly queen and funny prime minister.
You: what can they do to a panzerfaust? fish n chipsh h hahahaha
Stranger: funny queen and ugly prime minister
Stranger: works also
You: also works!
Stranger: fuck u
You: i was in st etienne once
Stranger: works also
You: u fuck!
Stranger: the city sucks
Stranger: doesnt it
You: it smelled like f.rogs
You: rogs.
Stranger: no it doesnt
You: not now, but back then!
Stranger: back then it didn't
Stranger: u badass lier
You: back now it does
You: pants on fire!
You: call the brigade of fires!
You: they will brigade the fire out!

what else is good in france today?
You: any news?
You: please!
Stranger: it rained in paris
You: like always!
You: i was there in june, it smelled like frogs
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porn makes you do the weirdest things

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hii
You: iih
Stranger: me horny
You: are you rhino?
You: with horny horns?
Stranger: no, but I'm wettin my panties
You: so why are you infront of the computah?
You: shouldn't you be in bed or in the bathtub?
Stranger: why?
You: your keyboard might get sticky and disgusting from all the stranger juice you have got on your hands
Stranger: well, if I were in bed(which I am) or in the bathtub, I can't look at porn too help me, get hornier right?
You: but this is not porn. this is a chatroom
You: so why not go look at some porn?
Stranger: cuz I am lookin at it as well
You: if i am hungry, i do not go to the library
Stranger: ur not allowed too eat in a library
Stranger: ever heard off adjusting your windows?
Stranger: damn it, now I got cum on the keys >_<
You: yeah but that means i have to tear down my walls. and now it is cold so if i adjust the windows i'll wait for the spring
You: so how can you open the door with sticky keys?
Stranger: well the computer windows you are using, using one internet page for porn and the other for this
Stranger: keys on my keyboard silly
You: why do you put your keys on your silly keyboard?
Stranger: cuz it's a keyboard
You: your porn brain doesn't make sense
Stranger: knowz right :)
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me and you and me an me

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hello
You: halloj
You: who is this?
You: margaret?
Stranger: this is me
Stranger: ya
You: but i AM ME
Stranger: how did u know
You: we cant both be me
Stranger: but i am me
You: *confusion*
Stranger: and u are u
You: no, u are u
Stranger: so where is me
Stranger: and there are u
You: this me is in germANy
You: and where are u?
Stranger: and that is me in australia
You: cheers mate
You: how is australia?
You: upside down?
Stranger: guthen tag margret
You: hallo!
Stranger: for us u are upside down
You: no, we are downside up!
You: big difference
Stranger: ya but im staiding up
Stranger: so u have u be the other way round right
You: so my words look weird to you? do you have to turn your head upside down to read this?
Stranger: so ur down
You: i am UP!
You: this me is Up
Stranger: ii captain
Stranger: ur up
You: good kangaroo
Stranger: and im down under
You: great slave! awesome pupil!
You: tell me good aussie joke
You: wait
You: tell me GREAT aussie joke
Stranger: er konnt mich mal....no offense but my german friend taught me this!!!
You: hahaha
You: so what music are you listening to?
You: boney m?
Stranger: none
You: WTF?!?!
You: is it quiet?
You: that is weird
Stranger: no..
You: yes
Stranger: no
You: maybe
You: no
Stranger: okay
You: yea!½
You: agrreeeeed!
Stranger: and ya 3+1/2
You: we are both me and upside inside down up left
Stranger: no im right
You: happy good day to us!
You: you are wrong!
You: me is right!
Stranger: up australia is right of germany
You: how many years have you been breathing air from this planet?
Stranger: so im right
Stranger: and ur wrong
Stranger: im 20
Stranger: and u/
You: so if i go west, i wouldn't eventually end up in australia?
You: 23
Stranger: yes if u go the right way
You: left way?
Stranger: wrong way
You: what do you do? study work drink sit?
Stranger: all
Stranger: and u
You: at the same time?
You: i drink coffee!
Stranger: i study
Stranger: and u?
You: i used to study, now i work with retarded people. they are sleeping, so i go on omegle to find friends.,
Stranger: what kinda retarded people
Stranger: cars and all?
You: a big mix.
You: autism, asperger, MS, and some CP
You: my fav is a woman with downs syndrome. she plays the keyboard!
You: do you have a lot of downs syndrome, down under?
You: see, me thinks U do
Stranger: naa its oakay
You: don't get me wrong, i like them!
Stranger: yaa
Stranger: i know
You: they are always happy, and if they are tired, you can push them so they fall over. hahahaha
You: oh wait, that's a cow
You: darn
You: barn
Stranger: nice one
You: that's what she said!
Stranger: howz ur coffee
You: that's what you wrote!
You: black and strong, just like my BF
You: ;)
Stranger: lol
You: roflol
Stranger: margret hmm
You: that is not my real name
Stranger: its nice to know u
You: how well do you know me?
Stranger: let me think..
Stranger: ur 23
Stranger: and u love ur work
Stranger: u like ur coffee strong
Stranger: and u like to talk shit
Stranger: u like to argue
You: do you think we are friends forever now? i can come to australia disco with you, or i mean with me. the other me, the me that is u!
Stranger: ooo
You: OOO
Stranger: the greatest day of my life
You: we started a chior!
You: choir een
Stranger: ooo
You: baaaaaaaa
Stranger: saaaaaa
You: *hrhmmm*
Stranger: faaaaa
Stranger: kkkkkk
You: dore
Stranger: uuuuuu
You: mi fassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss oOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOlaaaaaa TITS!
You: ( . ) ( . )
Stranger: o lala
Stranger: tere small
You: obladi oblada obama!
Stranger: make them bigger
You: seriously though. prisoner, cell block H is one of my best tv shows.
You: australias number one tv export
You: !!!!!!
Stranger: and i never herd of it
You: omfgwtfhitp?
Stranger: asdwgdwj
You: bliblablo
You: ask me something and i will refuse to answer it
Stranger: stop the crap
You: crop the stap
You: ge-
You: sta-
You: po!
Stranger: po sta ge
You: did u just fart? euuuuuuiiiiiii
Stranger: noo
Stranger: u did
Stranger: u liar
You: *holding her nose*
Stranger: u and ur tea breks
You: his hose in her nose = ?
Stranger: what the f are u talking
You: this is the bestest friendsest chat on here for me today!
You: i love you (almost)
Stranger: same here
You: where?
You: there?
You: fear?
Stranger: no here
You: dear?
You: beer?
You: swear?
You: no here? so there is only there?
Stranger: i am there
Stranger: and u are here
You: can you sing? as in confu-sing?
Stranger: so where are we
Stranger: here or there
You: on internet!
You: best place around!
You: how much is the fish (clock) in australia?
Stranger: 23:18
You: cool. almost midnight
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: cool
Stranger: its winter here
You: so you will see tomorrow before me
You: phone brb
You: back!
Stranger: be back
You: i AM back.
You: are you front?
You: good match if you are
You: do you play tennis?
Stranger: yeah
You: as in good match!
Stranger: no
You: yes?
Stranger: ya i thin we just hit match point as in mixed doubles
You: imagine having matt as first name, and ch as last name.
You: ahhahahahahahahahaha
You: matt ch
You: mister matt ch!
You: hahahahahaha
You: not funny!
You: FUNNY!
Stranger: u got the catch
You: in the hatch!
You: lost, australia. get it!
You: hahaha
You: word play
Stranger: im in ur batch
You: pord wlay
You: beatch?
Stranger: featch
Stranger: leech
You: free
You: speech
Stranger: willy
You: nilly
You: nelson
You: mandela
Stranger: mandela
You: almonds
You: almost
Stranger: sausaged
Stranger: luck
You: penile and senile
Stranger: suck
Stranger: duck
You: truck
Stranger: fuck
You: buck
You: huck
Stranger: haha
You: kluck kluck
You: i am fish!
Stranger: in my dish
You: how much is the fish? 23:22
You: kewl!
You: i have pony tail
Stranger: yep but not yet ready
Stranger: and i have a horse
You: more in the oven. for more times
Stranger: ya
Stranger: and its hot
Stranger: not
You: i shoot up horse in veins. in vain!
Stranger: dot
You: plit
Stranger: i feel the pain
You: skru u
You: i peel the fain
Stranger: in the drain
Stranger: where
Stranger: there
You: i walk backwards.
You: i speak back words
You: hahahah
Stranger: haha
You: can i see you bounce?
Stranger: so dou
Stranger: in the zooo
You: glue
You: true
Stranger: with ur crew
You: flu
You: swine flu
You: negro!
You: ooopps
Stranger: frr to go
You: boobs
Stranger: big
You: gib
You: son
Stranger: sipo
You: mel
You: opus
Stranger: dela
Stranger: mel
You: meladel
Stranger: sundial
Stranger: a no
Stranger: 911
You: zimbawbebbewb
You: moon
You: is foon
Stranger: soon
You: on a warm
You: after gluen!
You: fjuuuun
You: this is best chatting for ever!
Stranger: back huum
You: i love me!
You: as in me, not as in you
Stranger: but i am u
You: haha you said in me!
Stranger: and u are here
You: that is disgusting
You: the only here where i am is NOWhere
You: hahaha i know here
You: noWHere?
You: i know, there?
Stranger: here there every where
You: her? that's a he(re
You: )
You: you:)
Stranger: me:)
You: danger
You: stranger danger?
You: you danger
You: me you
You: stranger you
You: hahahaha!
Stranger: u me
You: u o me
Stranger: and il see
Stranger: i ou
You: il poco del loca
You: i0tru
Stranger: 007
You: tru dat my playa!
You: it smells like updog in here!
You: what is updog?
You: not much playa!
Stranger: im havin a hot dog
You: __:)))))))))))))))))))))99
Stranger: +1
You: you dog, your hot dog is a cold cat!
You: flat
Stranger: and after the rat
You: scrat
You: ch
Stranger: with a hat
You: ziggy zaggy
Stranger: my maggi
You: wiggy waggy
You: my bombelina
You: mambo number 5
Stranger: booom
You: lou bega
You: im a scat man
You: scibibibibliiidoooblelbluuuu
Stranger: biblabo
You: if the scatman can do it, brother so can u
Stranger: now sttoooooooooooooooooooooooooop
You: do u think we can chat forever?
You: always?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i need a berak
Stranger: uffff
You: good baj
Stranger: lets start again
You: who are you?
You: ho are you?
Stranger: im am me
Stranger: forget it
You: oh, i hate me. gotta go!
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wake up, it is evening

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Stranger: hello
You: what shall i tell frau schmidt when she wakes up?
Stranger: something curious
You: like what?
You: help me out. i lost my bag of words.
Stranger: give me an intersting question, i'll give u an interesting answer
You: i had my bag of interesting questions stolen the other day, it is quite funny actually.
You: unlike you
Stranger: thats right i've lost my imagination
Stranger: do you like whiskey?
You: you've lost your way, and your path and your ghana god complex.
Stranger: but what about whiskey
You: good slave
Stranger: Who killed Curt Cobain?
You: who curted kill cocaine
Stranger: do you like green day
You: i like green weed on any day
You: do you like like?
Stranger: youre a great poet ever
You: you too
Stranger: of course
You: too awfuuuul
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: not
You: if my rhyme was a drug i'd sell it by the gram
Stranger: maybe yes
You: you NO fun
Stranger: do you takin drugs, honey
You: honey is not a drug, herion
You: helion
You: freelion
Stranger: no, im not fun im abgry
You: and acidilion
You: abgry is not good
Stranger: Jah is a great god
You: you are B.R. Gay?
You: deer good
You: good lord
Stranger: almost
You: lard god
You: glood moore
You: more gluuuut
Stranger: Zig Hail
You: ziggy zaggy.
Stranger: Iggy
Stranger: pop
You: are you the zig to your own zag? that is disgusting.
You: iggly poop
Stranger: Чо?
You: ß
You: ))<<>>((
Stranger: trainspotting
You: oh now i got allergic to morons. smell yo's later. traitor
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Late Night, Maudlin Street

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You: Women only like me for my mind...
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: I like you for your body, it's okay
You: Here I am - the ugliest man
Stranger: I told you already, I like your body
You: I never stole a happy hour
Stranger: How do you steal time?
You: Winter is so long
Stranger: Like my penis
You:
I am moving house
Stranger: Where?
You: Inspector - don't you know ?
Stranger: Yes
You: Don't you care ?
Stranger: Yes
You: Well, it's only bricks and mortar !
Stranger: Much like my vagina
You: Oh, oh, truly I love you
Stranger: Im glad
You: I hope you're singing now
Stranger: I am!
You: A half-life disappears today
Stranger: Thazz a gud gaem
You: Don't you know - about Love ?
Stranger: What is love?
You: But you ... without clothes
Stranger: I am not nekkid
You:
And so we crept through the park
Stranger: Would you like me to be?
You: No, I cannot steal a pair of jeans off a clothesline
You: For you
Stranger: Oh okay
You: Well, a nation turns its back and gags...
Stranger: lol gags
You: Don't leave your torch behind
Stranger: lol FUCK YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
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will U B the tony curtis 2 my roger moore?

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Stranger: as
Stranger: l
You: ey
You: asl?
You: asl?
You: *looking confused*
Stranger: asl= age sex live
You: no this is not live!
You: a recording. from the space!
You: and you?
You: asl?
Stranger: how old male or female where do u live
You: male 32, female 21 and i live under sphinx!
You: and asl you?
Stranger: 500000 hamafradite pluto
You: 50000 many zero!
You: hommous planet!
You: we get close!
You: so friends!
You: and have you talking to the owner of planet?
You: freemasonry!
You: and witchcraft!
You: hello?
Stranger: 500000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000ooooooo0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
You: contact!
You: plz contact to this ship!
Stranger: lol;
You: :)
You: good many numbers! medal
You: medal 4 u!
You: good sir
You: or lady.
Stranger: tnks
You: tell more!
Stranger: man eroupe 30
You: ROGER MOORE - ROGER O = MORE! plz!
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new york no dork

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You: hell0
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: how is you?
You: me too!
Stranger: fine
You: and what/where do you do/live?
Stranger: where r u
Stranger: shanghai
Stranger: i'm a student
You: i am german in bosnua!
You: moschnua
You: i am too student
You: SURPRISE!
You: :)
You: you do liking studenting?
Stranger: moschnua?
You: no, studentying. like in sckool
Stranger: no , i'm a university student
You: reading on books and do test
You: ohhhh
You: ! good for us!
Stranger: no, i don't like reading books
You: me too!
You: only if they making movie from books. with beutaifull lady
Stranger: but in China, almost everyone want to go to university
You: booooo
You: and also in china, you do most of the fighting?
You: like all of them have a blacker belt than we do?
Stranger: no ~~
You: how?
Stranger: i don't like fighting
Stranger: but in my school, many students like it
You: me too. only on movies with jean claude and the damned plus his man; the good steven seagul!
You: who is the master in china?
You: lika a china chuck norris
Stranger: jin tao Hu
You: hey, i think i saw his movie/s. one two time, maybe. is he with the black hair?
You: hello?
Stranger: movie? He doesn't make movie~~yeah...every Chinese with black hair.
You: no not every. i see some with blonde.
You: and is good!
You: is you from the boys or girls china?
Stranger: they have a hair-dyeing
You: HAIR DYING IS BAD
You: we do the thing called hairliving!
Stranger: yes! I know
You: what is you on the university? a course?
Stranger: but many people like dying
Stranger: kinesiology
You: in norway they die on the hair in the asshole. i saw a magazine on this. crazy
You: kinesiology sounds like lots of books and reads.
You: not so much time for funny, right?
Stranger: really?so crazy
Stranger: er...maybe
You: and tonight, go you dance? or just home to computer. lonesome like cowboy!
Stranger: but i don't always spend much time reading books
You: maybe eating out a friend
You: hell0?
You: is this new stranger? no?
Stranger: no , playing with computer
You: oh, there you is!
Stranger: no
You: i think we lost you
Stranger: still me
You: gooD!
You: i liking you. good friends!
You: nice to talk
You: tell me more!
Stranger: good!
Stranger: about what?
You: what you like!
You: tell me what feels good to you in china
You: and tell me what bad is on china country!
Stranger: wait a mimute
You: i can!
You: hello?
Stranger: hi
You: who is this?
You: same?
Stranger: still me
Stranger: 1 more min
You: YES!
Stranger: i'm back
You: finely!
Stranger: china is a beatuiful country
You: i know! i've see google erth! much photos.
Stranger: people in china are passion
You: people here are crime
You: and dirt!
Stranger: y?
You: too many dirt
Stranger: u don like your own country?
You: i like land, the tree and bird song. but people. too much. too many.
You: it is like a jungle sometime
Stranger: jungle?
Stranger: y?
You: wait
You: you might get fooled. if you get to town
You: not many think to be down by law. but i am. and important so!
You: looking down to poor and dirty.
Stranger: i agree with you
Stranger: but
You: it is land of plenty and many
Stranger: not everyone think so
You: YES. true observing!
You: gooD!
You: but they nothing to eat, no shoe on feet
You: even leaving clothes on street
Stranger: ohhh..it's poor
You: and worse!
Stranger: yes
You: you can't tell women from men sometime
You: they look same
Stranger: oh?
You: sugar, spice, everything is nice
You: this man next door. i saw him eat dog food one times
You: he has to eat. but he is poor to not afford meat.
You: i need some time.
You: i want the some space.
Stranger: ohhh.....it's too bad~~do your govenment take action to operate these things?
You: feeling like need to get away from human race.
You: no. government lives in skyscraper. reaching into heaven
You: and in ghetto we living in hell
You: that is what happen when us can't read too well.
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more numbers

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Stranger: lol
You: 10
You: 9
You: 8
Stranger: 11
You: 7
You: 6
Stranger: really
You: 5
Stranger: damn
You: 4
You: 3
You: 2
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: you
You: 1
Stranger: 1
You: 0
Stranger: looloo
You: 1
You: 2
You: 3
You: 4
You: 5
You: 6
Stranger: so funny <3
You: 7
You: 7½
You: 8
You: 8,4
You: 8,6
You: 9
Stranger: 69,666
You: 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Stranger: w000000t
Stranger: well
You: llew
Stranger: saippuakauppias
You: ?
Stranger: try that ;)
Stranger: it's finnish
You: you are finished
You: 10
You: 9
You: 8
You: 7
You: 6
You: 5
Stranger: fuck
You: 4
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
You: 0
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numb- errrrr?

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Stranger: hello
You: 10
You: 9
Stranger: what?
You: 8
You: 7
Stranger: 6
You: 7
You: 8
You: 9
Stranger: 10
You: 10
You: 9
You: 8
You: 7
Stranger: stop it
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You: high?
You: lie?
Stranger: no
You: why?
Stranger: no why
You: means no why, yes why not?
Stranger: see you
You: where?
Stranger: someway
You: how time?
Stranger: pm
You: who place?
Stranger: lot questions
You: this or that?
Stranger: in ot out
You: black or brown?
Stranger: white
You: sweet or no shower?
Stranger: crazy
You: smelly or smally?
Stranger: r u?
You: WHY DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT?
You: are you some kind of handicap?
Stranger: crazy
You: oh you are crazy. makes sense
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bizarro world

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You: Connecting to server...
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Stranger: hi
You: (. ) ( .)
Stranger: male?
You: email?
You: hot male?
You: (. ) ( .)(. ) ( .)(. ) ( .)(. ) ( .)(. ) ( .)(. ) ( .)(. ) ( .)(. ) ( .)(. ) ( .)
Stranger: male or female!?
You: somewhere in between
You: i like a good sandwich
You: ::::::::::::::::::)))))))))))))))
Stranger: ?
You: !
You: Stranger: ?
You: !
Stranger: you a nigger?
You: NO!
Stranger: you white?
You: Stranger: you a nigger?
You: you: yes!
Stranger: funnyhaha
You: of course white.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: haha
Stranger: haha
You: more like see through
You: like bacteria from mars
You: or underwater
You: you?
Stranger: u a female?
You: yes!
You: U?
Stranger: male
You: GOOD MATCHING!
Stranger: me nigger where u from
Stranger: yep
You: my dads scrotum. you?
You: Stranger: you a nigger?
You: NO!
Stranger: you white?
You: Stranger: you a nigger?
You: you: yes!
Stranger: funnyhaha
You: me: hahahaha
Stranger: wass dat?
You: you: HELLO!
Stranger: come on bitch
You: on what?
Stranger: fuck you
You: Stranger: come on my mom. she is a bitch
You: got u!
Stranger: Stranger: !
Stranger: Stranger: ?
You: !
You: you a nigger?
Stranger: NO!
You: you white?
Stranger: Stranger: you a nigger?
Stranger: you: yes!
You: funnyhaha
Stranger: of course white.
You: haha
You: haha
You: haha
Stranger: more like see through
Stranger: like bacteria from mars
Stranger: or underwater
Stranger: you?
You: u a female?
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: U?
You: male
You: me nigger where u from
Stranger: GOOD MATCHING!
You: yep
Stranger: my dads scrotum. you?
Stranger: Stranger: you a nigger?
You: NO!
Stranger: you white?
You: Stranger: you a nigger?
You: you: yes!
Stranger: funnyhaha
Stranger: me: hahahaha
You: wass dat?
Stranger: you: HELLO!
You: come on bitch
Stranger: on what?
You: fuck you
Stranger: Stranger: come on my mom. she is a bitch
Stranger: Stranger: !
Stranger: Stranger: ?
You: !
You: you a nigger?
Stranger: NO!
You: you white?
Stranger: Stranger: you a nigger?
Stranger: you: yes!
You: funnyhaha
Stranger: of course white.
You: haha
You: haha
You: haha
Stranger: more like see through
Stranger: like bacteria from mars
Stranger: or underwater
Stranger: you?
You: u a female?
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: U?
You: male
You: me nigger where u from
Stranger: GOOD MATCHING!
You: yep
Stranger: my dads scrotum. you?
Stranger: Stranger: you a nigger?
You: NO!
Stranger: you white?
You: Stranger: you a nigger?
You: you: yes!
Stranger: funnyhaha
Stranger: me: hahahaha
You: wass dat?
Stranger: you: HELLO!
You: come on bitch
Stranger: on what?
You: fuck you
Stranger: Stranger: come on my mom. she is a bitch
You: got u GOOD!
You: us: HELLO!
Stranger: Stranger: got u GOOD!
Stranger: Stranger: got u GOOD!
Stranger: Stranger: got u GOOD!
You: stranger stranger: i am God!
Stranger: fuck man
You: you & me: hhahahah ROFL
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Stranger: hi
You: (. ) ( .)
Stranger: male?
You: email?
You: hot male?
You: (. ) ( .)(. ) ( .)(. ) ( .)(. ) ( .)(. ) ( .)(. ) ( .)(. ) ( .)(. ) ( .)(. ) ( .)
Stranger: male or female!?
You: somewhere in between
You: i like a good sandwich
You: ::::::::::::::::::)))))))))))))))

Y?

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Stranger: ?
You: ?
You: shy?
Stranger: why?
You: I SAID ARE YOU SHY OR WHAT?
Stranger: ?
You: ?
You: shy?
Stranger: caps lock
You: I SAID ARE YOU SHY OR WHAT?
Stranger: caps locked again
You: ?
Stranger: stop shouting
You: WHAT? CAN'T HEAR YOU?
Stranger: wanker
You: IT IS ALMOST 4 O'CLOCK!
Stranger: oh no
You: DON'T YOU HAVE A CLOCK ON YOUR COMPUTER?
Stranger: 03 39
You: ANYBODY CAN WRITE NUMBERS IN A STUPID CHAT. I NEED REAL PROOF!
Stranger: whats the problem?
You: YOU!
You: I SAID YOU ARE THE PROBLEM!
Stranger: let me tell you
You: I MEAN I WROTE
Stranger: ååååæøøøøø
You: NOT SAID
Stranger: i live in sweden asshole
You: DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT COME OUT OF MY CHAT?
You: svenska bajskorv
Stranger: ha ha
Stranger: fucking finnish or what?
You: THE KING OF SWEDEN!
You: I WOULD NEVER FUCK A FINNISH!
Stranger: thats me kukjävel
You: WHAT IS A KUKJAVEL?
You: THE CAPITOL OF FINLAND?
Stranger: y
You: THAT IS NOT AN ANSWER. MORE LIKE A QUESTION!
Stranger: no
You: YES?
You: (here we go again)
Stranger: y=yes
You: Y=YES, NO?
Stranger: of course kukhuvud
You: WHAT IS A KUKHUVUD?
Stranger: you are dickhead
You: DO YOU KNOW THIS CHAT IS NOT IN YOUR WEIRD LANGUAGE?
Stranger: no you tell me
You: WE HAVE RULES!
You: THE FIRST RULE IS "THERE ARE NO RULES"
Stranger: y
You: THE SECOND RULE IS "YES WE DO!"
Stranger: y
You: WHY Y?
You: WHY NOT X?
Stranger: zzz
You: W = NOT X!
Stranger: youre boring and shouty
You: Z IS YOU!
Stranger: probably 15
You: HOW SHOUT IN CHAT?
You: YOU MISUNDERSTOOD THE MEANING OF SHAOUT
Stranger: caps lock again dickhead
Stranger: puto
You: NO CAPS LOCK AGAIN KUKHUVUD
You: OTUP
Stranger: wow
Stranger: impressed
You: NEVER PLAYED WOW
You: IS YOU LEVEL 60?
You: *NOT IMPRESSED*
Stranger: wanker
Stranger: go to bed
You: WHAT IS THIS WANKER YOU LIKE TO LICK?
You: IF I AM BORING YOU, TRY DISCONNECT
Stranger: dream on
Stranger: and fuck you
You: YOU ARE WASTING YOUR OWN TIME
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You: dad?
Stranger: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
You: DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: what is that sound?
Stranger: YOUR ME NEW BEST FRIEND
You: me too
Stranger: YAY'
You: cat or dog?
Stranger: I LOVE YOU
Stranger: I HATE YOU
You: meeoow
Stranger: NAHAHAHAAHA
You: who is your guru?
You: you seem awesome
Stranger: CAT!!! NO,DOG
Stranger: No cat
You: yes dog?
Stranger: NO CAT
You: bff
You: !
Stranger: NEVER
Stranger: MAYBE
You: so NO CAT and YES dog?
Stranger: I DONT KNOW
Stranger: No dog yes cat
You: ye-no donkey?
You: AND THE ICE CREAM!
Stranger: Nope
You: who is GOD and why?
Stranger: NOT JEBUS
You: what is a GOD?
Stranger: HAIL SATAN
You: satan is booooring
You: no explosions
Stranger: Your right I atheist
You: i attest!
Stranger: Yes
You: detest
You: detect the attetettstation
You: tell me!
Stranger: Nope anti religon
You: no anti religion
You: that means yes religion?
Stranger: No I athiest
Stranger: meaning no go
Stranger: d
You: yes you atheist=
You: ?
Stranger: yes
You: then why write NO i atheist?
You: you schizo
Stranger: Mean No I am an atheist
Stranger: I AM NOT SCHIZO AHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: yes you no atheist?
Stranger: Exacta
You: and no schizo, yes?
Stranger: YES
You: are you do fish?
You: or salad?
Stranger: FiSH
You: fish poo where fish eat
You: carot NO poo
Stranger: WHATTTTTTTTTTT
You: yes!
You: truth!
Stranger: I HAS NO CLUE TO WHAT YOU BE ASKING
You: i ask yes OR no
Stranger: HeT
You: tell me now
You: hot or hat?
You: yes?
Stranger: No it mean NO
You: double no means yes, yes?
Stranger: U MEAN YES
Stranger: I LOVE YOU
You: and caps lock NO means u (that means me yes?) mean yes?
Stranger: NO I HATE YOu
You: yes you hate me or no you hate me?
Stranger: I WILL NEVER lEAVE
You: schizo
Stranger: I AM NOT AM IS NOT TO BE WhAT iS
You: that makes NO sense!
You: hot dog?
Stranger: IT DOESNT HAVE TO T_T
You: what means T_T?
You: i know =)
Stranger: MEANS YOU MAKING ME CRY T)T
You: is same? yes?
You: ))
You: looking like ass
Stranger: brb
You: roflol
You: *waiting*
You: *almost sleeping*
You: *waking up from almost sleep*
You: HELLO?
You: slobodan?
You: where is he? *looking around*
Stranger: TELL ME YOU WILL NEVER LEAVE ME
You: you will never leave me
Stranger: I HATE YOU NOW
Stranger: BUT I LOVES YOUS
You: i (k)now you hate love me k(now)
Stranger: Jes
Stranger: I will murder you....No I willnot...YES I WILL...NO I will not
You: why didn't you wake me up when i was almost sleeping?
Stranger: because I was going to say AHigheiniaekaeeajeia'eaje
You: can i ask all of you if some of you are schizo?
Stranger: NEVERRRRR
You: what happens if i leave?
You: yes?
You: no?
You: will you replace me?
Stranger: I will find you <.<
You: if i leave to another dimension?
Stranger: I will send a bomb to said dimension
You: if i eat a no one knows where i am and no one can EVER find me-pill and the leave?
Stranger: I will still destroy you
You: then*
You: that is impossible
Stranger: NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE
You: do you understand the meaning of EVER?
Stranger: NO
You: as in NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER
Stranger: I"M LEAVING BECAUSE WE HATE YOU SA
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short but sweet

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You: hi
Stranger: Simonbob?
You: no
You: Bobsimon
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spamegle

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You: hi
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warm-up

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: tell me
Stranger: yes?
You: the "secret"
Stranger: all i wanted was an answer to the secret!
Stranger: climb aboard mary come on on board mary come on!
Stranger: all i wanted was an answer too
You: the secret is the Answer
Stranger: YOUR MONEY OR YOUR LIFE
You: is it hammer time yet?
Stranger: thats the secret
Stranger: that was the new pornographers
You: you are sick!
You: sick i tell you
You: i have medicine
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hi!

Stranger: hi, asl?

You: hi, hlg!

Stranger: go fuck youself !

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let's talk about animals

You: hi

Stranger: hello

You: how are you

Stranger: im fine

Stranger: and You?

You: cool.

You: i am fine too

Stranger: where You from?

You: manchester

Stranger: England, huh

You: and you?

Stranger: Dobczyce, near Cracow

You: i will guess your name!

You: gregor

You: ebi

You: ursula

Stranger: noo

You: ibro

You: slava

You: agniecka

Stranger: nop;p

You: urhsgerald

You: eubala

You: woyzek

Stranger: no;p

Stranger: Piotrek;

You: hmmmm

Stranger: and You>

You: ohhh what coool. thats the name of my favorite pizza man!

Stranger: oh yes?

You: why didn't i guessed it right before

Stranger: is he from Poland?

You: no from belarus

You: he looks like a blue duck

Stranger: like a duck> lol1000

You: lol 50000!!!!

Stranger: but, You didnt tell what;s Your name;p

You: guess!

Stranger: but, boy or girl's name>

You: guess!

Stranger: intresting

Stranger: Thomas?

You: guess!

You: no

You: you are slow

You: guess!

Stranger: Anne?

You: noooo

You: go on!

You: ey piotrek, go on!

Stranger: ok, sorry i had to give

Stranger: pc to my bro;p

You: okay. my name is morrissey

Stranger: okey;

Stranger: never heard such name

Stranger: to be honest;

You: WHAT?!

You: you never heard morrissey

Stranger: really, cuz we dont have such name in polish

Stranger: really we dont have

You: its the beautifulest name in the world

Stranger: i will remember that

Stranger: ;)

You: forever!

You: swear it!

You: and google for it

Stranger: i swear

Stranger: ;)

You: on your mother!

Stranger: i swear on my mother;

You: good

Stranger: xD

Stranger: so, Morrisey,

You: ja?

Stranger: what do U want to talk aobut?

Stranger: *about

You: dogs

You: and cats

You: and birds

You: all animals

Stranger: U have some animals?

You: i am here to talk about animals

You: fishs!

Stranger: many of them?

You: 3

You: and a half

Stranger: lo

Stranger: lol

Stranger: half?

You: yes, half

Stranger: so, your fish has broken?:D

You: was eaten by the others. for a half.

Stranger: ow

You: not broken, dead

You: you have animals?

Stranger: yes,

You: what?

Stranger: i have a dog

Stranger: its

You: what color?

Stranger: syberian husky

Stranger: white and grey

You: nooooo wayyyyy

Stranger: really;p

You: do you know akita inu?

Stranger: no,

Stranger: should i?

You: its kinda husky

Stranger: if U say so

You: it lives in the street of piotrek, the pizza man i told you! the man like a duck!

Stranger: heh

Stranger: but i cant understand, we he looks like a duck?:P

You: the man. has a broken back. from the war. looks funny.

Stranger: former soldier

You: yes

You: good one

You: tough

Stranger: for sure

You: strong

Stranger: and

You: you soldier?

Stranger: noop;p

Stranger: am 7teen

Stranger: and U?

You: older

You: and not a soldier

Stranger: 18-26?

You: guess!

Stranger: 22?

You: ohhh close!

Stranger: 23?

You: yeahhhhh

Stranger: so, not much older;p

You: but i know more

Stranger: for sure;

You: yes

You: i know about television

You: amost animal documentaries

Stranger: animal planet?:)

You: yessssss!

You: sometimes discovery channel

Stranger: my bro used to watch it

Stranger: good channel

You: i go to get a tea. will you wait here?

Stranger: all right

You: coooool!

Stranger: ive got time;)

You: still there?

Stranger: of course

You: water is burning

Stranger: better hot, than cold;

You: you can't cook cold, ne

Stranger: no;p

You: you like tea?

Stranger: yeah

You: teaparty!

Stranger: i drink sometimes, but not at the morning;

Stranger: a dont have a time for that

You: i drink and smoke in the morning!

Stranger: for me nothing, unfortunately

You: are you ill?

Stranger: no

Stranger: just i wake up so late

You: but why do you spend time in front of the computer?

Stranger: that i dont time for going to kitchen

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: cuz i have nth to do at the evening

Stranger: huh

You: so you are boring or ugly?

Stranger: nop

Stranger: but when its no weekend

Stranger: i dont have what to do

Stranger: if a dont have volleyball play

You: my roommate plays volleyball

You: but she looses so many times

Stranger: its great game

Stranger: me too

You: you are a looser

Stranger: but i play only few months

Stranger: maybe

Stranger: but U cant learn

You: tea is ready

Stranger: how to play like a star

Stranger: so fast

Stranger: unless You're very talented

You: michael jordan?

Stranger: nop

You: no?

Stranger: like a Giba

Stranger: ;)

You: giba

Stranger: sport star

You: hwat is it

Stranger: ;)

Stranger: best world's playes

Stranger: w8 a second

You: noooo way

Stranger: really;)

You: wolrds best and morrissey does not kno him?

You: boah

Stranger: how is that possible;?^^

You: he is not english ! 

Stranger: yes

Stranger: he's brazilian

You: cool

Stranger: here U are

You: its a nice country

Stranger: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giba

Stranger: here You can read about him

You: interesting!

Stranger: maybe, i've never seen Brazil

You: and thats ME

You: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morrissey

Stranger: seen that before

You: you are a WIKI VICTIM

Stranger: when i was looking for some Morrisseys;)

You: you are clever

Stranger: here, its a last name

You: yeah , you can call me steven

Stranger: and Your is a name;p

Stranger: heh

You: no problem

Stranger: but, if i seen good

Stranger: You girl, dont U?

Stranger: :P

You: ja

Stranger: *well

You: you tooooooo

Stranger: so my friend was right;

Stranger: cuz i asked him for that;

You: nevermind, just call me steven

Stranger: all right Steven

You: hello

Stranger: hi;P

Stranger: can U describe Yourself somehow Steve?

You: fat

Stranger: i'm just courius

You: are you fat, too?

Stranger: not really

You: i bet you are!

Stranger: i can say, that im too slim

Stranger: about 60kilos

Stranger: with high of 180

You: igitt

Stranger: cm

Stranger: why?:P

You: i want to talk about animals

You: mice

Stranger: okey

You: tell me about the husky

Stranger: she is

Stranger: about 5years old

You: tell me about the tricks your husky can do

Stranger: hahah

You: höhö

Stranger: she cant do anything

Stranger: she is too lazy

You: you are lazy, then your dog is lazy

You: hah!

Stranger: yes, its true

Stranger: ;p

You: you are fat and lazy

Stranger: hehe

Stranger: only half true

You: farewell!